Where is Obama??????

He is in his underground lair, conjuring the spirits in hopes of Cthulhu returning to earth.

Dude, imagine if Zimmerman had used an AR-15. America would poop a brick.

With his beloved wife in White House

he already has said something

where have you been?

and ya know, you'd probably be a happier person if you'd just turn off your tv, radio and internet for a week.

try it!

It's over and done with, no need to talk about it. It won't change anything

out trying to find someone to hand his position over to

Have you checked the golf course?

Sorry! I don't know.