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Another Chicken across the road one...?
A chicken was standing on the kerb looking left and right, trying to cross the road.
A man went up to him and said:
"I wouldn't do that mate, you'll never hear the last of it"
12 Answers
- Anonymous8 years agoFavorite Answer
Finally!!!!!, a chicken joke that didn't make me vomit. Kudos to you.
- nomad 13Lv 48 years ago
Why did the chicken Not cross the road? To avoid Kentucky Fried, where the motto is 'come in for a chicken dinner'
- 8 years ago
That was really good:) Here's another one:
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken. haha:)
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- karl hLv 68 years ago
That's what is known as a first class final joke,hopefully someone can come up with the woodchuck and chuck norris killer and knock them all stone dead.
Source(s): Salvation if this answer kills the stupid chicken saga. - Anonymous8 years ago
Wasn't this a Far Side cartoon?
- Anonymous8 years ago
Cute.
