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Need some Christian help?

Problem: The women in my are just aren't all that intelligent or attractive and the few who are tend to be already taken. Combine this with the costs associated with them and I'm just at a real disadvantage here.

Solution: I need one of the Christians to help me "Pray the Straight Away". Several of you guys keep saying that being gay is a choice but I'm having trouble being turned on by guys. Could one of you help me choose to become gay? Also, if you could make me prefer fat hairy guys instead of the physically fit ones that would be great too. There's a lot more selection then.

Thanks in advance.

Update:

CTC: Sounds like you know what you're doing, what's the best way to get past the gag reflex?

Update 2:

CTC: Sounds like you know what you're doing, what's the best way to get past the gag reflex?

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    8 years ago
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    *starts clapping*

  • Witch
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    Call Jerry Falwell

  • You need to pray to Jesus and ask Him to remove your attraction to the same gender because that is an abomination in His eyes. Why would a Christian want you to be a homosexual when it is a sin? We will pray the opposite--for God to open your eyes to the truth of His Word and deliver you from these sinful desires and temptations.

    The Lord can bring someone of the opposite sex into your life that He has created just for you. Don't settle for the devil's lies, but accept God's best for your life and then you will be blessed!

  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    I will pray for you to get a life. Your a loser LOL!!

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  • 8 years ago

    Practice makes perfect. Suck a cock.

  • 8 years ago

    i smell excrement

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