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Why did the chicken cross road?

I visited the US and Americans keep asking me why the chicken crossed the road. I can't think of a logical explanation of why any chicken would cross any kind of road. It's bugging me like crazy.

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  • 7 years ago

    Why did the chicken cross road?

    ~~~ The egg!

    I visited the US and Americans keep asking me why the chicken crossed the road. I can't think of a logical explanation of why any chicken would cross any kind of road. It's bugging me like crazy.

    ~~~ Look up 'koan'!

    "The chicken crossed the road because she heard 'one hand clapping'!" - Zen Kahuna

    Why did the chicken cross road?

    ~~~ He was consecrating it; in nomine patrii, et filii, et domine abomine!

    Why did the chicken cross road?

    ~~~ Colonel Sanders was coming! *__-

    Save yourself!!

  • ?
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    The road got cross because the chicken insulted his mother.

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Because he called his mother an easy access ramp.

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    I have no idea why people are still asking that question. It's a joke that got stale a loooooong time ago.

  • 7 years ago

    The parallel question to this is basically: "Why am I asking you this question?"

    Hope you understand it better now.

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  • 7 years ago

    LMAO.....Too funny! It's a foolish and not so funny childish joke that's all.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    Because he was the san Diego chicken on his way to your sisters house to plant his seed in her egg.

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    LOL it's a joke :) ! Someone says "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and you're supposed to think "Okay an animal is hurrying across a long street. Why?" and it turns out the answer is simply "To get to the other side!" It's not very funny, but it's a cute joke. Hope you weren't offended. Hope you had a nice time visiting America!

  • ?
    Lv 5
    7 years ago

    To get to the other side.

  • 7 years ago

    The chicken cross where you come from also.

  • 7 years ago

    You are right -- the chicken did not cross the road.

    :)

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