If Jesus had 2 dads, why can't I?

Who says you cant?

The Divine Persons the Father and the Son is not a parent and child relationship. Rather why Jesus referred to His Father as the Father and Himself as the Son in relation since the beginning when Jesus was born of His Father's own Being He was predestined to become man. In which man being a created creature is lower than God so instead of Jesus calling Himself the Father and His Father in the Kingdom of God the Father to have clarity between Himself and His Father He called His Father in the Kingdom of God the Father and Himself the Son. As for all mankind we are the sons and daughters of God.

As for St. Joseph he is the adopted father of Jesus in relation to parent and child. St. Joseph is not the biological father of Jesus being that Jesus' only biological parent is His Mother.

Jesus was born of the Father before time. Jesus is 100% God. Holy Spirit proceeds from the Father only. Holy Spirit is 100% God. Jesus incarnated. Jesus is 100% God and 100% man. His body felt pain but didn't have the original sin (eating of the forbidden fruit by Adam and Eve). After crucifiction, Jesus preached in hell. Those who believed, got out of hell. After resurrection, Jesus has a body that doesn't feel pain; He is still considered to be 100% God and 100% man. Holy Spirit (who proceeds from the Father) descended upon God-bearer when She agreed to conceive the Word (Jesus). Jesus incarnated this way. She always remained a virgin: before, during, and after. She didn't have personal sins (by the grace of God) but the original sin (eating of the forbidden fruit by Adam and Eve) was on Her; so, Jesus is Her Saviour too. She died 15 years after Christ's ascension; Jesus resurrected Her body in 3 days. Give to charity in the name of Archangel Michael.

http://www.pravoslavie.ru/english/55141.htm

There's no reason you can't. I know someone with three dads: biological, step, and foster.

Yes you can.

By being born again spiritually, you will have God Jesus as your Dad, raising you to holiness.

do you really want to? just think of all the dad jokes you'll hafto hear daily.

"dad im hungy"

"hi hungry im dad!"

You can, when your dad marries another guy.

God and Joseph were not a gay couple.