Ya Hooey

Now he does't talk to anyone because they aren't writing anymore stories for the bible. What happened?

I'm afraid that there are people who can act in any immoral fashion as they please. Then they go tell a guy in a closet what they did. And then after singing to an imaginary sky wizard, they are told its ok to go out and do it again. Everyone sins. It will be alright to just come back and tell the guy in the closet again.

Why don't they just stop being bad? Why do they say they have morals just because some guys wrote an old book?

Is this the world we live in?

Theists can totally believe that God lives up in a cloud, made Adam and Eve, got Mary pregnant, created everything they know in their world, yet, they refuse to believe that life started from single-celled organisms. The most far-fetched stories and miracles are completely plausible to them but not evolution. What's the difference?

I just can't seem to remember where I left them. Since God knows everything, how can I get him to tell me where I left them?

What's a good phrase to say good-bye to someone who is knowingly dying or they have received terrible news. No 'god', 'pray', 'prayers', 'heaven' or anything with a reference to religion is allowed. Examples would be a terminally ill cancer patient in their hospital bed, or parents of that same child, or anyone who has just received that bad news. The old go-to "My thoughts and prayers are with you" is not allowed. The phrase has to be applicable to someone that is just an acquaintance.

All the past gods through time had their own names, but were still gods. Christians' god calls himself "Capital G - God". Isn't that egomaniacal and therefore a sin in itself? I think I will change my name to "Human" to distance myself from all the other humans.

So a guy shoots himself in the head moments after shooting the mother of his child and now "everyone is praying". How did your God let this happen? What could he possibly do for them now?

When the Greeks had their gods, they were called "gods' and not "mythical gods" as they are referred to today. Since societies have replaced these gods with new ones (must have been new evidence uncovered), they now call the old gods "mythical." So how long will it take to call the modern day "gods", "mythical gods"?

Here's a typical Christian's thinking. "Yuk, yuk. Can you believe that those Greeks believed in such stupidity? If only Jesus had come out of the sky sooner"

The pictures I've seen of God look like he's pretty old. Did he need Viagra?

The pictures I've seen of God look like he's pretty old. Did he need Viagra to get Mary pregnant?

I think most theists have just been scared about hell. They are afraid to say there is no God for fear they will have to pay for it. I don't believe they are philosophical enough to care about the meaning of life. They can't be searching for the answers because if their minds were truly open, they would know that nothing about their "stories" is plausible. They must be feared into faith. Their society will scorn them if they don't believe. Their families would be shamed. Their communities would disown them. Is this what they mean by the "Fear of God"? Fear must be driving their faith. OMG what if I say there is no God and there actually is! That all-loving God will mess me up! lol Why can't you just believe in goodness and kindness?

Was he a golf course architect? A landscaper? Did he have a marijuana grow op? Religion only has BS, but Noah had every kind.

Apart from Christianity, what other "knowledge" did man give us 2000 years ago that we still accept today? How could such an uneducated man have had all the "answers" during those times? Those men thought the world was flat. Our knowledge continues to evolve all the time, but those men had all the answers. Apparently, they were great shipbuilders who lived in the desert. Should it rain, they could put together a massive boat.