MEN: Are you going to see 50 shades of Grey movie on valentines day with your girlfriend?

Yes, if I wanted to get laid. Its like kitty porn.

But since i'm a gentlemen, I'll be asking her what she wants to do for valentines day.

If he did, I'd run like hell. Setting aside that I'd have trouble being with a man who had such lousy taste in movies, the idea that he'd take me to a movie about a psychopathic rapist who systematically destroys his victim would be a huge warning bell.

Luckily I married a man with better taste. I described the movie and books to him and he thought I was joking.

Nope

No. My girlfriend (actually, she's my wife) has better taste in movies than that.

yes! totally. but with my wife not girlfriend. no pre-marital sex.