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Did Jesus Do The Dirty?

Did Jesus insert his slippery sausage into some sweet sugar walls? How else would Mary get pregnant? I need to know for Sunday school next week, thanks.

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  • Diogenes
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    I'm sure your Sunday School teacher will be thrilled to learn you actually think Jesus banged His mother, even before He was born.

  • s8ntmark
    6 years ago

    Mary 2 didn't get pregnant, that was Mary 1.

  • BlueRodeoBabe
    6 years ago

    wasn't jesus supposed to be Mary's son?

  • Mog
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    For it is written, "Thou shalt slip thine slippery sausage into some sweet sugar walls"

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  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    We don't know as most of his life was greatly exaggerated in a book filled with lies.

  • Petra Mullins
    6 years ago

    she is called the virgin mary for a reason. he gifted her with a child he didnt have sex with her.

  • Ruth
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    Go take a cold shower you nasty mouthed freaky kid!

  • pygonza
    Lv 7
    6 years ago

    Where are the report monkeys when you need them?

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