Christians, Do you honestly think you will go to Heaven?

It's the only thing that keeps their mythology relevant after age 12. You shouldn't underestimate the crap people will believe and do to keep up the illusion that death won't be the end of their tiny little lives.

Do I wish it was true? Of course. Who wouldn't? That's exactly what makes it so unbelievable. It's too good to be true, so it's far more likely that it's fake.

Most of them I don't think do.

And I know most preachers don't believe that for a second.

But they do believe in the holy power of cash.

Remember, religion is just a dishonest way to defraud folks out of their money.

Everybody is going to go to Heaven. I believe even Hitler and Stalin are going to go to Heaven.

I would give a lot to know just how seriously the average Christian takes the claims made by their religion.

Yes.

Yes, I'm not some atheist! ;)

i will travel on a road made of lavender velvet into the sky on a unicorn to see my dead puppy from my youth.

yeah, that's the plan

the proof is the resurrection of Jesus Christ