My cat is gay. How much will it cost to have him put down?

Ill do it for free

Find him a better home where people will accept him for who he is, I'm pretty sure your cat is not gay but you dont deserve to have a cat. You cant have you cat put down, a vet will not do it. Just give him up to a better home because you should really kill yourself.

How do you know that it's gay? Cats of either sex will mount ones of the same sex as a show of dominance. It has nothing to do with sexual orientation. You need to grow up and do some research or feline social behaviors. If you don't want this cat, please take it to a shelter.

Just find him another home, then it won't cost you any money at all. You could even make some money selling him to someone else. It's a better alternative: an animal doesn't die, and you don't have to see it ever again

Can you answer my question first? You're a homophobe, and cruel to animals, would it cost much to put you down?

I wonder how much it would cost to send you back to school

$0.

I wonder how much it would cost to send you into the sun.

you'd really kill your cat for being gay, I'm pretty sure that is animal cruelty at the minimum

Nothing - just put some of your dad's anti-freeze in his water bowl.