With all the new emojis around now--amazing--is there any place I can find a buffalo snuggling with a lobster emoji?

Mr. V.

You can find one of the largest free roaming herds of buffalo (technically, the American Bison) on, oddly enough, Antelope Island in the middle of the Great Salt Lake. Your odds of finding one of the creatures that might be snuggling with a lobster emoji would be much more favorable there than in most any other location. However, cell and wifi reception is spotty on the island. So, those of the herd who have pc's or cell phones are frequently frustrated in their attempts to snuggle with ANY emoji, lobster or otherwise. And, I would worry for your safety in the presence of a frustrated buffalo. Please exercise extreme caution should you venture to the island in your quest.

Best,

Bill A

p.s. Should you be interested in a reasonable alternative, the buffalo on Antelope Island would more likely be found snuggling with the cousins of a REAL lobster in the plentiful brine shrimp which populate the Great Salt Lake. If you have never seen THAT sight, you probably have not consumed the correct mixture and quantity of hallucinogens.