What the hell is wrong with Joel Osteen?

greedy

Nothing. He's a greedy little charlatan who fleeces people for their money. Basically, he's a very good embezzler not unlike a lot of inside traders at the brokerage.

He is tall

greed

He outright lies to all who watch to gain wealth. An ear tickler.

Nothing. He does what he does to make money. No one said it had to make sense or that he had to believe it

He is a nut.

Part of his contract with the devil is that he shouldn't preach the gospel of Jesus Christ or preach from the Bible at all, so he doesn't, he just does motivational speaking in a church setting and mentions God here and there

He smiles, blinks his eyes and try to make people feel good.

He's rich.