Its Sunday morning, who will be going to Church today?

Yes. I will be going.

I woke up too late for church which starts at 11

Not me.

I will, because I'm a teacher of the Church, so humanity will behave a little bit.

God's grace, that is the secret to all of this. God chose certain people, not necessarily Jews or Hebrews, who he practiced grace with. The ones who made it into the Bible aren't only those he did that with. They responded to God and reciprocated in the relationship. Today God acts by bringing certain people to Christ. Just like he brought people to him before.

The sentences that follow your question verify the life of excess that you provide for yourself

which truly indicates a complete disregard for your wanting to be as humble and unassuming as your 'savior'.

Your bragging is just as meaningless as your belief that a priest or a pastor can speak on behalf of God.

I woke up early this morning just to NOT go to church.

*silence*......

You don't have to wait until you go to church on Sunday to worship God. And I don't have to wait until Sunday to shower, dress up and make myself a nice big hot breakfast.

certainly not me snow on ground etc.