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David asked in HealthMental Health · 2 years ago

If God is omnipresent does that mean hes in the fridge?

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  • jimanddottaylor
    Lv 7
    2 years ago
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    Yes, and He turns the light on when you open the door.

  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    If atheism is the lack of belief in gods, does that make my doorknob an atheist?

  • God
    Lv 7
    2 years ago

    I'm eating your chocolate ice cream.

  • Ashley and Ryan
    2 years ago

    Nor humors near kindness to man.

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  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    BELIEVE ME HE HAS BIGGER FISH TO FRY...TIRH not jokes

    for anyone who cares I have a close friend in a hospice...she has had 2 strokes and she is running out of time. Please pray for her husband Steve...thanks...we are going to go see her on the weekend.

  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    He must be as my beer keeps disappearing.

  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    If God is, then yes.

  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    Yes.

    He's also in that one terabyte folder you have on your computer labeled "homework".

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