I just got arrested for speeding! But instead of a phone call from prison I only get to ask a question on Yahoo Answers. How do I get out?

Throw a hissy fit.

You must have been exceeding the speed limit by quite a bit. You'll get first appearance in court tomorrow.

Your honor I plead guilty . Depending on the circumstances if you were racing or if you were just going way over the speed limit on the highway the judge will sentence you to a fine and driver improvement class.

If you were racing you're going to get 30 days in jail on top of it. But the best thing to do is just plead guilty in first appearance. Otherwise they'll appoint you a public defender and set another court hearing for you that guarantees you that you'll be sitting there 90 more days.

Since you came to Yahoo for help, you can plead insanity.