It's funnier in Enochian

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

thanks :)

Just wondering. I'm on season 4, so I don't know if they've explained it.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-tCJundVNw&feature...

PLS help I want to be a singer sooo bad! Am I good?

Some things I don't want

1. You to have skinned buns

2. Your buns to be skinned

What does that even mean?? Helllllllllpppppppppp

Here's a picture of him. Do you think 'Owen' fits him?

http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t483/Nijisy/Pu...

He's a chiweenie (half dachshund, half chihuahua). He's a light brown color, and he has giant ears. He's tiny, only 2 pounds. I like names that aren't really common. Some names I liked were 'Spud' and 'Radar'

Here's some pictures of him

http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t483/Nijisy/Pu...

http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t483/Nijisy/Pu...

He's a chiweenie (half dachshund, half chihuahua). He's a light brown color, and he has giant ears. He's tiny, only 2 pounds.

Here's some pictures of him

http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t483/Nijisy/Pu...

http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t483/Nijisy/Pu...

One name that I liked was 'Radar'

thanks for any help

I would have either shapeshifting or time travel

I ran right into a post and I banged my knee pretty good. I banged it exactly 1 week ago. At first it was swollen but then the swelling went down, and I just have a huge bruise that covers my whole knee cap. The problem is, it aches. It started whenever I bent my knee or when I kept it completely straight. But now it just aches all the time. It seems to be getting worse. I put ice on it and that doesn't seem to help at all. Do you have any idea what's wrong with it and what I should do?

Thanks, any help is greatly appreciated!

I have a 20 gallon and I would like to get either a fancy tail goldfish (either a red capped oranda, a telescope, or a pom pom) or an electric blue crayfish. It has pebbles for a substrate, it's fully cycled, and I have a 50 gallon marineland penguin filter. Which one would you get?

I am planning on getting 1 fancy tail goldfish (either a pom pom or a telescope) in my 20 gallon. I have done my research, and I know to get a filter for a 40 gallon. So which one of these would be best, or could you suggest some other filters?

http://www.petco.com/Shop/Product.aspx?R=9316&Nav=...

Thanks.

Personally, I think it is the worst crime on this earth. I mean murdering an innocent baby? How could someone do such a sinister thing?

http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah...

thanks!

I caught this with my tadpoles. I was wondering if it was a newt eft (baby newt) or a baby axolotl? Or is it something else? I live in Washington state (Seattle area).

Pictures:

sideways view

http://s1254.photobucket.com/albums/hh611/Zooooey/...

from the front

http://s1254.photobucket.com/albums/hh611/Zooooey/...

from behind

http://s1254.photobucket.com/albums/hh611/Zooooey/...

http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah...

thanks

Mine is 'The Mentalist'

You can put a couple down if you want to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8y5LgHvUA0&feature...

My brother made it. I thought it was kinda funny

So I'm thinking of writing this book:

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Hannah is a 15 year old geeky comic book nerd. She has straight brown hair, brown eyes, and oversized glasses. She good at anything in particular. Emmalina (Em for short) is her 13 year old little sister. Em is pretty with wavy blonde hair and violet eyes. She is a very talented ballerina. Hannah and Em are very close.

One day, when Em is walking home from dance class, she is shoved into a white van, and then the van speeds away. Hannah is distraught. The police aren't much of a help (they live in a small town), so Hannah sets it upon herself to find Em.

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So what do you think? Is it any good? Or does it sound very typical?

Thanks, I appreciate any help!