Joga Bonito

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Questions refer to time period since the world series began. Also, if you would prefer to just give me a good site where I could find these answers with relative ease, I would appreciate it.

What is the longest game in history?

What is the most runs scored in a single inning (one team)?

What is the most runs scored in a single game (both teams)?

What is the record for number of triple plays in a game(one team)?

What is the largest margin of victory?

Who has the highest career batting average and what is it?

Who has the lowest career ERA and what is it?

Who hit the most singles, and how many? doubles? triples?

Who was the best hitting pitcher in history? What was his average?

For Italian fans who keep saying that Italy can destroy all...how come they didnt... I have mentioned the Australia game, and you claim its because of the unjust red card, I have mentioned the France game, where you tied them (you didnt win, it goes in the books as a tie...you beat them on penalties and everyone knows that has nothing to do with how well you can play the game), and you had a man advantage in that game too...But anyway, how come you couldn't score against a United States team with a man advantage...

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy. "I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, "Why are there three in this package."

The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a pack of six and asks "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March..."

Two questions. First, I keep hearing people say Portugal cheated...I taped all of the games, and could someone please point out to me exactly where/when they did this cheating? And secondly, what are your final thoughts on the tournament before the final tomorrow(today for some of you)?

Give me the best/hardest riddle you know, please. The best one gets the best answer. Please, I want as many as possible.

Well, maybe. Ok, so here it is: The maker of it doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it, and the person who uses it doesn't know that he/she is using it. What is 'it'?

I want to move to Canada after I get out of college. Anyone else fed up with our country?

Which player/team will get the: Golden Shoe (top goalscorer), Golden Ball (best player), Yashin Award (best goalkeeper), Fair Play Award (team with the fairest play), Most Enertaining Team (speaks for itself, doesnt it?), and Best Young Player (see previous paranthesies)?

Yes, I know, they fall over inside the box to get penalty kicks. However, why are they known for those more than all the other teams? Sure, all times dive a little, but Italy is known for diving just as much as they are for defense. Often, when having the ball in the box, they will fall over, even if they have the ball in good position, such as the AUS-ITA match. Why is this? Do they prefer to score penalties over other goals? Is that how they like to be remembered? And Italian fans, are you proud of this?

Ok, well, I dunno about all that, but it took the best person I know in-person at riddles two days to figure this one. So: A woman is found dead in her bed in a room locked from the inside. There are no cuts, abrasians, bruises, or any exterior wounds on her body. No one else is in the room. When people break into the room, the only other thing in the room besides the dead woman and the bed is a pair of scissors. How did she die?

Wow! And he used to be one of my favorite players. That was disgusting. I hope Brazil absolutely kills them. Maybe Ronaldo will dive and get a game winning goal on a free kick so they will know how it feels. Hopefully Spain will equalize, but wow, that was just awful. I mean, he gets bumped a little bit, and shoves Puyol down, and Puyol gets carded!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME??

Was that offside? They only showed the replay once, I couldnt watch, but it looked as if it could have been?

In Pele's Era, it dominated the world. Now, with countires like Italy seemingly becoming allergic to goals, the 3-4-3 is now a very attacking formation. I think if the right combination of players were used, the 4-2-4 could be succesful again. What do you think? If no, say why. If yes, tell me what team should use it.

I think ESPN/ABC's commentators are pretty poor on the whole. Marcella Balboa and his partner are definitely the worst in my opinion. John Harkes is a good guy, but not so hot on commentary. What do you think?

The refs have put in, if anything, a brave and entertaining performance. Personally, I think some of them are just embarrasments to the federation. The U.S. had unjustified red cards plus a penalty kick, Tunisia had an unjustified penalty kick, (both those penalties were game-winning goals in important games), today the Portugal-Netherlands match was very out-of-control. Have they been that bad? Is this average? What do you think? Thanks.

As of today, Sunday June 25, or Sunday 25 June, I think that: Italy will beat Australia and Ukraine will beat Switzerland on penalties. Brazil will beat Ghana in extra time and Spain will beat France. Germany will beat Argentina in thier quarterfinal in extra time, Italy will beat Ukraine, England will beat Portugal, and Spain will beat Brazil. Germany will beat Italy in their semifinal, and Spain will defeat England. For third place, Italy over England on penalties, and Germany will beat Spain for the Cup. What are your thoughts? If you think it will come to extra time or penalties, say so. Thanks.

In 2002, Oliver Kahn was clearly the best keeper in the tournament. So far, who do you think is in 2006? I dont think anyone has had a stand-out performance so far, at least not for a team thats advanced.