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When John Bender is placed in the closet and escapes through the ceiling tiles, he recites a joke but falls through before the punch line....

A blond walks in to a bar with a poodle under one arm and a 2ft. salami under the other. the bartender says " i guess you wont be needing a drink?" the blond puts the poodle on the table and says.... AND THATS IT...lol..whats the rest??????

for 2yrs my doc. told me its IBS .. couldnt take the pain that just got worse and worse so after a HIDA scan, it was found that it wasnt working (no stones). had it removed amost 2months ago now and still bloated and major pain. last week had blood test for H. Pylori ... he hasnt called with results yet but that userally means "all good" ... so could i still be suffering from IBS ? when i asked that to doc med. assistant, he said NO so IDK.

also my stomach is bloated like im 9 months preg. could kidney stones cause the stomach to bloat ?

this is with the Liver...but what does that mean?

Ex-stream abdominal pain. had emergency HIDA scan done.results said .. "ejection fraction of only 2% consistent with a dyskinetic gallbladder, sluggish gallbladder or chronic cholecystitis."

So, doctor makes me and appointment to see the surgeon but its not for a week. Why am i having to wait for amn appointment? i cant take the pain, i feel like just take it out already!!!! oh yeah, the ultra scound showed ... not even one stone!!

, and you have a medical card for it... are they still obligated to hire you ... i knw it might depend on the job, but in general..whats the deal with that?

i haven't been on for a while but i sure don't like this new "look" for Y!Answers ... took me forever it seemed to fine where i Ask a question... feeling frustrated.

my daughter believes that she has this. is there a treatment?

On the bottle it says children and teenagers with chickenpox should not use it I have shingles and I am 40 should I use it??

in the add they say "(re_built title)"??????????????????

My vid card fan was making noise.screen went black.got new vid card.now I have my graphics up till windows is done loading then it goes black again...WHAT DO I DO!!. Got he same vid card as the one I had so I didn't instal the driver disc or anything.

Halley barry..... is it like holly or like haily

i have my ps3 hooked up to my flat screen with the HDMI wire... i wanna move it to my bdroom where i have an older Stereo tv. which only has the audio/video plugs..so i brought out the original wire that came with it (red yellow and white plugs) ... switched the tv channel to the one required and NOTHING!! DO i need to change the wire setting in the system.IDK why it wont work!!???????

My daughter borrowed my game and lost the case in her room, which has the key code in it. can i use a different code or do i have to have the one that came with the game? my step daughter has one and would i be able to use her code???

i am a cashier... its all i know. been doing it for 25 yrs... i have a very small mild case of the Shingles but cant afford to stay home wen it appears...work found out and one lady there has never had chickenpox...so, she made a big fuss over me being there... its itchy and painful but runs a course within 5days ... but i can also be fired for that many days off...if i cant work... can i recieve SSI-disability??

i have a mild case...had it for about 17yrs but just found out what it is. i am wondering if there is a site out there like a community board or discussion group???

my step kids (newly 11 and 13 yrs old) use my playstation wen they visit and fall asleep with the tv on while the ps3 is paused... that image stays on all night. over time will this hurt either the ps3 or the tv????