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  • What is your all time favorite song?

    Mine has to be Bück Dich by Rammstein.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJKeCJwwi0Q

    What's yours?

    12 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years ago
  • Ever had the feeling of being watched?

    I always feel like I'm being watched after dark. It's gotten to the point where I hide out in my room and don't leave but I'm too scared to fall asleep. I won't get up for anything, be it food, water (my sleeping meds give me cotton mouth), bathroom, anything. My sleeping medicine makes me hallucinate sometimes and I get really freaked out but even when I'm not on them, if it's night time I feel like there are eyes piercing my aura. About the sleeping medications, I was up just last week getting some water from the bathroom. I had the living piss scared out of me just by existing. Of course it didn't help to come back only to find my mom standing in my doorway waiting to make eye contact with me as soon as I walked in. I actually punched her in the face and knocked her down (not as a repercussion of anger, but because I was so jumpy and scared. And she knows not to sneak up on me or ambush me like that) after I turned on the light I saw what really happened, I helped her up and apologized. But sometimes I hear voices too and have vivid dreams. Just last night I had a dream where I woke up to my mom calling from the kitchen. "Tennyson, can you come up here?" then when i was halfway up the stairs I heard my mom (again) yell from her bedroom which is downstairs "Don't go up there, honey! I heard it too!" I was so freaked out I woke up sweating like crazy. But anyways. I always feel as though I'm being watched at night. I'm even too scared to look to the corner of my room to make sure nothing's there. It's as though my eyes are glued to the screen with fear. Please help! Do you think I might be schizophrenic? I don't know what to do. Lately my hands shake uncontrollably and I've lost conception of time (other than day/night). Just last month I even asked my friend if we had school the day before. And it was a Wednesday! I was at school and everything but I just didn't remember it. I need advice.

    6 AnswersPsychology9 years ago
  • What are some common grammatical mistakes made by native German speakers?

    People whose first language is German and whose second or third (or fourth!) is English. People who speak German fluently and natively but learned English afterward. What are some common mistakes they make in speaking or writing when writing in English? Which things do they get confused between the two languages?

    2 AnswersLanguages9 years ago
  • How to hallucinate like you're on LSD freely, legally, and safely?

    I heard of a trick that you can like, plug into earbuds and tune into some white noise. Then cut a ping pong ball in half and place it over your eyes. And that your mind isn't receiving input from the outside world so it starts fabricating a scenario to fit in. Idk. Does anyone know how to do the trick and can explain it in depth? Thanks. Cheers.

    6 AnswersParanormal Phenomena9 years ago
  • Examples of bands/artists you can't mimic?

    In a good way. You hear one of their songs and go "That's _______"

    I'd have to say some pretty good ones are

    Nirvana (Overrated band, but a good one nonetheless)

    Marilyn Manson (Dark, creepy sound. His voice is identifiable)

    Pink Floyd

    Rammstein (Till Lindemann is the singer if anyone was wondering)

    Others?

    8 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years ago
  • POLL: Best feeling ever?

    I'd have to cast my vote for

    Taking a shower after a long workout

    Taking a really big sh*t and feeling 9 kilos lighter

    Realizing that schoolwork is over and done with

    Jumping in the pool after a long winter (Though I wouldn't know. I'm on the swim team and swim year round)

    What, in your opinion, is the best feeling ever?

    5 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years ago
  • I ate this sour candy yesterday and had a sore on my tongue all day today?

    Then this white stuff accumulated on it and I scraped some of it off cus it was really gross and hurt and now my tongue is all raw in one spot. I don't know what to do. This hurts like f*ck

    Pic

    http://gyazo.com/20d9d5fc2b87b29a4fb963c738b031b1

    Close up of my tongue.

    1 AnswerAllergies9 years ago
  • How to organize the music on my new RCA m62 series mp3 player?

    I downloaded the music, opened windows explorer, imported it into the music folder in my mp3 player, and it plays on the mp3 player but it won't organize. For example, i hit MUSIC>ARTISTS>And it just says unknown artist. And I have two different bands in there. Windows media seems to know what it is. Then I go into unknown artist and where it should say Marilyn Manson it says y******* replace the asterisks with a bunch of intangible chinese looking characters. I go into that heading and it lists all the songs, and they play like they should, but they appear as a bunch of chinese characters. It's completely disorganized. What do?

    1 AnswerMusic & Music Players9 years ago
  • What do these German words mean in English?

    First word is pronounced as:

    Yaw-Vole

    Yaw, rhymes with saw

    Vole, rhymes with pole

    Second one is

    Nichter (i think i spelled that wrong)

    neesh-turd (without the D)

    What do these words mean?

    2 AnswersLanguages9 years ago
  • Whenever I try to launch any browser besides IE it closes out?

    Whenever I launch Google Chrome or Firefox my computer just automatically closes them out, then it launches internet explorer (eww) and takes me to the Youtube homepage. I don't get what's happening, can someone please help me?

    3 AnswersOther - Internet9 years ago
  • I need a text document with every possible combination of words on it anywhere from 1-20 character spaces?

    Every number and letter. As in, I need a giant text document that goes like

    0

    1

    2

    3

    4

    5

    6

    7

    8

    9

    10

    11

    12

    13

    And continues on like that until every possible combination that the letters and numbers could be in has been achieved. Does anyone know where I could find something that generates that or just a download of it?

    2 AnswersProgramming & Design9 years ago
  • Is there a hack/mod/application/addon for this?

    I need an application that, when in team fortress 2, will make you never do the spycrab taunt. As in, when the application is open, when you have tf2 open, you will not spycrab. By spycrab I mean when playing as the spy, when you taunt with the disguise kit. Sometimes you will spycrab and sometimes you will flick your cigarette. I want an application that will make it so I never spycrab. A hack in which I could force spycrab would be awesome too. Either or both work. Thanks.

    3 AnswersVideo & Online Games9 years ago
  • Whenever I try to sign out of skype it opens the System32 folder?

    Whenever Skype is running (which is pretty much always, quite annoying actually) and I want to close out of it, I right click it and hit Quit Skype or Sign Out and instead of doing what it should do it just acts like a ****** and takes me to the system32 folder. The same thing happens when I right click the steam icon (I have Steam pinned to my taskbar) and click Team Fortress 2 to play it. What do?

    1 AnswerOther - Internet9 years ago
  • How to buy the spanish versions of Skyrim and MW3?

    First of all I'm using steam. On the store pages of the games it says "Available Languages: English, Spanish, French, Italian, German, etc" how do I buy the Spanish versions? Is there an in-game option to set the language? Or do you have to buy it from a separate thing?

    1 AnswerVideo & Online Games9 years ago
  • How to make a toasted cheese sandwich in the toaster oven?

    I'm new to cooking.

    What temperature do I set it to?

    What function do I set it to? (Bake, broil, toast, or convection)

    What do I set the timer to? (Light, Toast, Medium, Dark, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30)

    I need step by step help/instructions. Thanks.

    1 AnswerCooking & Recipes9 years ago
  • Everyday words that were derived from the German language?

    All I can think of are

    Gesundheit

    Fahrenheit

    others?

    8 AnswersLanguages9 years ago
  • I have adware in my computer, but I can't get rid of it?

    I was going through my program files the other day and found a program called "I Want This". I was surely surprised considering I hadn't downloaded such a program that I remember, so I looked in the folder and it has some .dll files and some Javascript files plus an application and an uninstall application. I'm not going to run the uninstall application since its adware and I feel like if I run it that'll just be digging my own grave further. I deleted the whole folder and thought that was the end of that, this however was not the case. Malwarebytes keeps alerting me that there's adware on my computer, and it keeps identifying that file after I've deleted it and quarantined it in Malwarebytes and everything! I tried running the folder through the Shredder program (deletes files and overwrites them multiple times to completely wipe them from your computer) and it said that the Iwantthis.dll file is in use in Internet Explorer. I don't even have Internet Explorer open, and when I look in my history, nothing about that stupid program is even there. What can I do to get rid of this adware before it's too late.

    1 AnswerSecurity9 years ago
  • How to write a "This is just to say" poem?

    I want to write a this is just to say poem. It has to be about something we got in trouble for in the past. I want to write about how once I colored on the walls with magic marker, and got in a lot of trouble for it, but how do I word it poetically? I want to say something like, but the walls were so blank..so bland. How could I have not occupied them with this perfect show through of character. Or something like that

    1 AnswerPoetry9 years ago