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K, so I'm 14, only about 4'8'', and just starting puberty (yes, i know. this is sad) but i have 2 problems

1. Why am i hairy "down there" but i don't have any hair in my pits, etc.? I've been getting hair there for about a year but absolutely no other signs of puberty...

2. Yellow, vinegary smelling vaginal discharge... it's not itchy and according to my mom not a yeast infection, but it's been going on for at least a month. It's like mucus and for a while it dried green, then went back to yellow. At first i thought it was that gunk before you start your period then of course i remembered 'oh yea i don't have any boobs or anything' and it kept coming nonstop for weeks...

ANYBODY OUT THERE HAVE EITHER OF THESE ISSUES???? and no this isn't a joke :/

My guinea pig Kelly (he's actually a male) has been wheezing after he runs or gets excited for about two days. Other than that, he seems absolutely fine- he's been eating almost a whole carrot every night along with loads of hay and pellets and is very energetic. The only reason I'm worried is because our whole family has had or fought off a cold this week and I actually narrowly escaped pneumonia. He isn't wheezing nonstop like when he had pneumonia once before- just after he runs, he opens his mouth like he's choking and kinda gasps- is this okay?

IS THERE ANYTHING I COULD DO INSTEAD OF AN INJECTION????!!!!!! When I was in second grade I read an article about some kind of machine they were working on that would give you shots by letting your skin absorb it or something, but i couldn't find stuff like that anywhere. plz help.

My guinea piggy MR. Kelly (he's not a girl!!!!) got a mysterious lump on his belly that seemed to have sprouted up overnight. We took him to the vet and she said it was some sort of tumor and it would be best to get it removed ASAP. We're thinking it's most likely lipoma (sorry for the spelling, not sure if that's right)-a harmless, fatty tumor common in guinea pigs, that isn't bothersome unless it gets so big they're having trouble. We can't be sure though, because, well, she doesn't have x-ray vision, she can't see inside it, and to get it removed and biopsied (again, sorry for the spelling) would be $265, and that's a SLIVER of the price the pet-insurance companies said it would cost... but we just don't even have that money right now...

any suggestions?

It was my parents' anniversary, and my dad dropped and shattered a wine glass, which he swept up and vacuumed. Apparently, one piece was till there b/c I just stepped on it a couple minutes ago, and I was turning while I was standing there, so it's stuck somewhere in my foot now, but it hurts too bad for m to take off my bandaid and try to find it and get it out. What to do? It HUUUUUUUURTS!!!!!!!! is it possible to get it jammed by a nerve, b/ceven when I don't move it, I just get waves...?

URGENT! what do i do?! I thought they must have been breeding or something, or that the apparently cannibalistic slug was cleaning the dirt off him. Is there any way to save my little guy?! his insides are coming out! Ooooooooh.....!

so I'm only in middle school so plz no "get a job" or "grow up" comments.:) I was asking last minute if she could sleep over cuz I was sooooooo freakin bored, but she said she had swim team in the morning and I had been so excited about being able to camp out that when she said that she didn't want to come I didn't know what to do. I kept asking her to just se if her parents would let her come over but she just wouldn't and kept saying that we wouldn't have enough time. Finally she asked her parents but I'm getting a really strong feeling she told them to say no. I wasn't really thinking and left a message that was honestly pretty annoying but she does that to me all the time and we both just laugh at it, but now she and her parents are super mad at me. What do I do?

so there's a kid in my class and we're both pretty much nerds and hippies, and I really like him, and I've tried to show him, but I can't really tell if he just doesn't get it, doesn't like me, or if he's gay. I don't really know too much about gay dudes, but he has long hair, a weird voice, and seems to avoid girls. I know he likes me, if as a friend or more, but I can't seem to figure it out and it's driving me CRAZY.

I always think no matter what an animal or bug does (accidentally comes in house, eats plant, etc.) it deserves to live. If you think about it, they probably don't know what they're doing, they just think "hmm... I haven't eaten anything for a few days now, is that food I smell, GOTTA GET IT!" They don't know they're coming onto your property or anything, it just seems wrong to kill them, and it makes me feel guilty. I always take them outside and I have been using a mixture of cumin and vinegar to repel most of the bugs. Anyways, if anyone else feels this way, please answer, I don't want to turn emo, I already decided on being a hippie! ;) AND NO, I DON'T NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP!!!!