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A termite walks into a bar, and says "Where's the bartender?"

My friend just told me this joke, she said she saw it on TV and doesn't get it. I don't get it either!

Care to explain?

I am looking for a Harley Davidson emblem that was on an old Harley brand oil can, it said Harley Davidson on it, and it was taller, with scroll like swirlies. I can't find a picture of this ANYWHERE. I'm hoping someone will remember what I'm looking for and be able to find me a picture of it.

I don't know what kind of oil it was [Other than it being Harley brand], and I'm not 100& on the year of oil it was. I am thinking it was 1965-1970 roughly, but I could be wrong.

I hope someone can help me!

P.s. It was a popular emblem at that time, it wasn't ONLY on the oil cans, it was also patches etc.

I was just told it was called "Harley scroll", but I don't know if that is right.

We're doing a survey, and we need your opinion.

Do you like wine?

Doesn't matter what kind of wine.

A simple yes or no from our fellow homos will do!

Thank you very much!

Okay, so I can not find ANYWHERE on the web what position Daniel Craig [Yes, 007] played in rugby! It's driving me nuts.

I can only find that he played for Hoylake.

My brother has a bet with his friend and I need to figure out what position he played!

If you have any idea I would appreciate it!

It goes, "Yeah yeah, yeah we do it all the time [do it all the time]"

I can't figure out who it is for the life of me. Help!

do you have to physically go to any classes? or is it an all online thing?

whats that movie where theres a girl and shes standing in the bathroom and she bends down and hits her head on the sink on purpose?

i think shes trying to prove that shes being abused. or making people think she is. idk...

i want my name on myspace to be backwards.

so i want it to say

bobbi.

but backwards.

not ibbob. i want the letters to be backwards.

is that possible?

i think it goes

and one things true, ill be there for you

its a girl singing and she has a very throaty voice...

i cant figure it out.

i heard it on kroq...

Both me and my friend have verizon for cell phone service,

but she doesn't have

Neither of us have prepaid phones, they're... the normal kind?

Is there such thing as a prepaid card that will allow her to text?

If there is, where can i buy it?

when i plug it in, it registers, and i can make a playlist, but theres no burn button.

is it even possible to do this?

so, both me and my friend have the LG env, for verizon.

and on her phone, if you open it, and go to the menu and hit 000000000 it goes to a weird menu thing.

mine does not.

why is that?

ive decided to go vegan, and i was wondering what vitamins i should take, and if you had any suggestions.

im looking for a song that goes "lets talk about love"

its by an all girl band, i dont believe theyre from the US, and the name of the band is like 4 letters that dont make a word. the video was on mtvu about a year ago. its a kind of 80's dance-y song.

his work is of photo manip. & in his bio he says he was born a dog. one of his pieces is of a woman with spider legs sitting on a chair. i originally found him from the site strangedolls.net but i cant find the site again..