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... R900 000 000, what would you do with it???

Guys, this is a fun question, go wild with your imagination!

believe this country to be rightfully only theirs!

(i.e. Black & White)

• Why do you believe that?

• What have you done for this country to earn (own) it?

• What gives you the right to tell someone to leave this country?

No reporting on any comments please. This is a question based on opinions. Remember we are a country believing in freedom of speech.

I started using the evra patch a month or two ago to which I started my period four days late (I went through 2 packets). But then I decided to rather go on Yasmin birthcontroll pills, but this month I've missed my period! (Today it I'm a week late and still no sign of it....)

I've got a burning feeling when I get up in the morning and I go to the toilet more often than usual.

Could I be missing my period because of the patches and pills or could I be pregnant. (Which is dangerous of cours seen as I am on birthcontroll at the moment.....)

If you could do anything right now... what would it be?

I would love to be on a beach in Pataya (it is hot there at the moment), having those crispy fish while my fiance enjoys his time on a jet ski!!!!

.... a s s remarks. You might be a psychologist, sexologist and what ever you blow your top with.

Your answer for the question regarding swimming in the sea while you're on your period is utter bull sh!t!!!

Yes, you are right where it comes to bacteria and all those stuff, because let me tell you, it is a way a women's body tells her she is healthy and a way of cleaning her body.

So you say that when you swim in the sea all these "bad" stuff coming out of your body gets caught on your thighs and legs and that it could be harmfull to her health?????

Sir, allow me then to ask you whether this means that women on their periods are not allowed to take a bath or a shower, seen as all these fluids is sooooooo bad for you?

Before you say something stupid to a women, go look at the facts!!!! You think you are Mr. Know it All, I beg to differ!

The writer: A women having periods for quite a few years already, swimming in the sea and never died from a little blood on her thighs

Another fun thing....

http://www.hurtwood.demon.co.uk/Fun/copter.swf

Test your skills!!!! It takes concentration but it is fun....

What is your high score. I didn't have enough time to play a lot but I made it to 646..... aaaaah!

Don't trust me as your helicopter pilot!!!!!

Have you ever met a celebrity and who was it?

I was fortunate enough to meet the Blue Bulls, Megan McKenzie, Kerry McGregor, Herschelle Gibbs, Jacques Kallis, Paulo from Eden, Andre Nel, AB de Villiers... to name a few...

Did the Celebrities change your life in any way and would you strive to be like any of them?

..... been affected by it, and what happened?

Besides the fact that guys broke into our house twice already (but about 10 years ago), I've been smash and grabbed, three years ago, and I went through an armed robbery about five months ago!!!!

Do you feel safe after this or do you start feeling paranoid when you see someone at, say for instance a robot at night?

I don't want to know about what happened to your aunty, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!!!!

Ha ha ha, did the red blooded women disappear out of

Mr. & Mrs. General Prouds relationship????

I think gabbyscohen is wiped off, OK, who’s done it?

Have you ever known someone who had a relationship with a married man or women? I do? What do you think of it and what would you say to that person? Would you ever look at that person and not think about the fact that he/she broke up a marriage?

Dear white fella

Coupla tings yo orta no, firstly, wen I'm born,I'm black

Wen I grow up,I'm black,

Wen I get sick, I'm black

Wen I go out ina sun, I'm black

Wen I'm cold, I'm black

and when I'm scared,gee, I'm black

and wen I die, I'm still black

BUT YOU WHITE FELLA...

Wen you born, you pink

Wen you grow up, you white

Wen you get sick, you green

Wen you out ina sun, you red

Wen you get cold,you go blue

Wen you get scared, you yellow

and when you die, you purple

AND YOU GOT THE CHEEK TO CALL ME COLORED!!!!

Thought this is cute, and it is spelled like this in the email, so I didn't do the spellcheck thing!!! Hope you all enjoyed this!!!

Identity crisis I'd say!.......

... write a book on ANYTHING, what would it be about and what would you name it?

Mine would be about: Wrong choices

Tell me one thing, you say you aren't racist, yet you once said that the whites in South Africa must take their things and leave South Africa,mmm... RACIST!!!

You say:"It irritates me when the white people say we must just forget apartheid, we must stop blaming apartheid for what it did. What it tells me is that the whites that say this have never really tried to understand what really happened, they never tried to imagine and put themselves in the shoes of black people" ... OK, PUT US THERE...

"crime is directed at white people only" WHO SAID THAT??? ANY IDIOT KNOWS THAT THAT'S BULLSH!T

"Black people are incompetent." ONCE AGAIN WHO SAID THAT, IF YOU'VE GOT THE QUALIFICATIONS, THEN THERE WOULD BE NO PROBLEM, WOULD THERE?

And just for the record, it's not for as how little we think of black people, but YOU! YOU BUILT THIS IDENTITY..What do you want to hear: On behalf of ALL whiteys, we're sorry you feel what.., neglected..discriminated? WHAT DO YOU WANT!??

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favourite one.

13. Potential Murder Suspect

I've been on this patch for a month now, a week after I started using this patch my breast got extremely tender and I constantly felt if I should get my period. Everybody (including my doctor) said it is a side effect of the patch. Now my period didn't arrive as it should. (I am three days late already)... My breasts are still tender and if I cough it feels like my mussels over my womb is sore. (Almost like I've been doing stommach muscle excersises, but only lower)...

What do you think? My man doesn't come inside of me (I know I could still fall pregnant in that way), this is the first time I'm on birth controll.....

I started using it last Saturday, but suddenly my breasts are sooooo tender. I can hardly touch them... Besides that, I've got an uncomfortable feeling as if I've got my first day of my period, but this feeling I've got since Monday...

Could you please tell me what side effects you got while using this patch and how long it lasted. Also, do you experience this on other methods for instance the pill and injection as this is the first time I'm on birth controll.

.... is there something you'd like to share with us?

It could be from you playing piano with your tongue to you farting in the bed to running the comorades 10 times ext......!

Have fun.... Oh and by the way, what happened to Mr Cash, did someone report him?