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I'm a mass comm. student. I'm supposed to write a paper making a comparison between interpersonal comm. and mass media.., so just give me and over view and tell me the points I'm supposed to illustrate.

The good news is that It's a trailer of an (old) American movie about Anwar El-Sadat , but the bad news is that in ( 00:07 ) they show the Egyptians in El- Sadat's time wearing like "Ala'din" !!!!!!!!

..... hope that their impression about us have changed..., let's just keep our fingers crossed :)

just see the vid : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnIv5e7X_uk&feature...

Egyptian girls/guys I'll tell ya my theory about love , and I want you to tell me what you think.....

..Well , I think that love doesn't come suddenly (love at the first sight ) coz first, you like somebody ,become a friend to him , and then after sometime.....love comes ! :D so is that right !?

I mean is it supposed to be like that !?

well...at the begening....HORAAAYYY I'M BACK !!!! :D

I wanted to know which do you think goes more with egyptian people , facebook or hi5 ?

if you also think that such things are againest our traditions , plz tell us...

I'll choose the answer , with the largest number of thumbs up, as a best answer. This means that you people will help me choose the most funny joke :D

شوفوا قنوات التليفزيون وهي دخله في بعضها هتكون ازاي

سيداتى ساداتى

اهلا بكم فى اليوم المفتوح

الحقيقه النهارده الارسال اتعطل كتير

واحتمال كبير اوى القنوات تدخل فى بعضها

فا..... خلوا بالكوا

كل واحد يظبطت القنوات كويس جدا جدا

علشان تعرفوا تتفرجوا على فقراتنا النهارده

واولا مع نشرة الاخبار ..

النشره : سيداتى ساداتى نقدم لكم نشرة الاخبار

وفى نشرتنا ........ ...... علبتيييين زبادى وكيلو لبن وخمس خيارات

وتروحى جايبه ....خمس لاعبيييييين فى خط الدهر ..

و3 فى خد النص و 2 فى الهجوم

وبيحكم مباراة النهارده الكابتن جمال الغندور

اللى نزل ارض الملعب وقدامه ..............

عين البوتاجاز وتحطى عليها حلة وتروحى سايباها

................ فى المغاره ههههه وبعدين يا عمو

وبعدين يا حبيايبى راح على بابا وسمسمه داخلين وهناك بقى ايه لقو

لقوا .........قوات مجلس الامن وادان بشده ما يحدث فى القدس

كما اعلن الرئيس جورج بوش انه ...... حمار كبير اوى ههههه

وراحوا راكبينه وطلعين على الغابه ولقوا هناك ........اللاعيب الكبير

ال��اعيب الكبير اوى وماشى بالكوره وهايعدى منه يا خساره اتخدت منه ووصلت

لل..........الفيل الكبير هههههه اللى راح طارب الاشكيف وامنا الغوله

وحطهم جوه ........الكنافه المحشيه بالزبيب وجوز الهند

وبعد كده تحك الشربات....... على حسام حسن اللى ماشى بالكوره

وهايشوط ياخساره .............. باظت البصاره انا قلتلك ياستى ما تحطيش

ملح كتير على الاكل عشان ما يعملش ...........

زلازل وبراكين فى جنوب شرق آسيا مما ادى اللى .........هجوم سلاحف النينجا

ههههههههه ...........وهدف اكيد يضيع منه ويشوط عصام الحضرى الكوره

ويوصلها ل............ حلة الشوربه وتحطى فيها حتت الخيار والكوسه

بعد ما تسلقيها كويس وتروحى حطالها على ..........

كوسوفا حيث هاجم ميلوسوفيتش رئيس الصرب

المجتمع الدولى ووصف ما يحدث بانه ............

كوسه وقبل ما تسويها لازم تحطيها .............

فى الجووووووووون يا واد يا لاعيب دى ما يحطهاش غير حسام حسن

صاحب الراس الزهبيه اللى بيفكرنا .......... بقرع العسل وتحطى عا البوتاجاز

.............. كابتن ماجد اللى خد بسام وراحوا يلعبوا ........... فى الفرن

لمدة خمس دقايق و32 ثانيه وبعدها تجيبى حله كبيره اوى اوى

وتخطى فيها ... ........ ياسر ريان وبيرقص وبيدخل منطقة الجزاء

وبيضرب ودخل رجال الاسعاف وشالوه فى ........... كنكه

وبعد ما تقدمى الشاى لضيوفك تقوليلهم بابتسامه رقيقه ..........

براااااااه وهادى خشبه يا واد يا لاعيب يخطف الكوره من ..........

ام على وبعد ما تحطى عليها الشربات تروحى مديه لجوزك .......

ببوز الجزمه وزى ما احنا شايفين جماهير الدرجه التالته .......

اتحرقت فى البوتاجاز يا خساره يا خساره لكن ماتزعليش تقدرى تقدميها

لل.........المفوضين العرب فى مباحثات السلام حيث صرح السيد جورج بوش

انه سوف يضطر للمضى قدما فى عملية السلام

وسيعرض مقترحاته على ........ صدره يا واد يا لاعيب

هانى رمزى بيعمل عجايب النهارده رقص خمسه

وشاط الكوره قنبللللللللله ....... فى قلب العالم الاسلامى

الذي ادان كل ما يحدث داخل ........... بيت الاشبااااااح

ههههههه ولما باسم شاف العفريت قام جرى بسرعه وراح داخل

............ مجلس الشعبا لذي قرر عقد اولى جلساته ....... فى الزباله

يعنى لازم تتخلصى من الزباله اول باول

وعلشان نجهز الشوربه لازم نسلق ...... القوانين الجديده

وقد تم ضبط احد اعضاء مجلس الشعب ........... وهو بيلعب فى مناخيره

ودا يصح يا عمو .لا يا حبيبى طبعا دى عاده سيئه جدا كان زمان بيعملها

.............الحكم واللاعبيه اللى شرفونا النهارده ........... دى حله كبيره اوى

والى هنا تنتهى نشرة الاخبار ..

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how do you feel when you see the bad answers for this question , which i asked be4 ?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ai6y3...

Did you see the guy in Oprah (who i don't know his name,but he wrote a book called"Inconvenient truth" or something like that). He talked about the dangerous effects of global warming , and what happened to Grenland over the last years !?

Another sceptic guy , wrote another book saying that that guy(who i don't know his name) is just over reacting .

So,are you optimistic or pesimistic !?

is there going to be a Batman 2(after Batman begins) , spiderman 4 , Hulk 2 , Fantastic4 III ?

Is Borat coming to Egypt's cinemas ?

Is See no evil(starting KANE) coming to Egypt's cinemas?

Pleeeeaaaassssee tell me that there's gonna be a Pirates of the Carrebian 4 , about the fountain of youth .

And did you hear about the english movie in which the Egyptian actor Khaled Aboul Naga acted in , and when is it coming in Egypt !!?

Am i being hacked !!? , some strange stuff happened to my E-Mail , all my contacts were blocked , deleted , and even somebody talked to them but ......it wasn't me .

Even my Hi5 account was hacked (or so i think) all my friends were deleted and others were added , plz tell me what's happening , and what shall i do to protect myself !!

Hi , this's a message that i want to deliver to all the ppl in the U.S , or any other place in the world outside Egypt : I f you think that Egypt is a DESERT and that students go to school riding camels , so PLEASE STOP .

Will you plz add to your information (i mean you ppl out there ); that here in Egypt we have streets , clean houses , i Pods , MP3s , MP4s, new cars ,computers,laptops, and everything else just like any other country , but that doesn't mean that we don't have many poor places too , so don't judge the whole country just by seeing these places , and we having PYRAMIDS , doesn't mean that Egypt is a desert !!!!!!

so , what do you think , about that !??

Excuse me , i know that you will think this is dum , but what the hell is the difference between Britain , England and The U.K. ?

Another question(FOR GIRLS) that isn't supposed to be in this category : When is a guy considered sexy ? ( i mean physically)

Do you notice that all the male fashion desiners are being so feminine , i mean their accent , their movement , and so on.....

and i wonder Why is that ? Does they mean to do that ? Is that sexy for girls ? i dont know !!!

plz answer me .