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So I was texting my girlfriend and she told me that for the past 11 months, she's had a history of self harm. Is athere anything I can do to help her? I love her so much and would never forgive myself if anything happened to her. Please, advice, anything, would be great.

I was in English class today, and my friends and I were talking about Gabriel Iglesias' Crocodile hunter skit, and based off of his whole "Its angry!Its angry!" thing, and I came up with this tweet: I wonder if Steve Irwin's last words were "It's angry! It's angry!"? I know its morbid, knowing how he died and all, and I'm open to criticism, but please don't scream at me over the internet.

So on Friday night, my friend and I are going to dinner and a movie(The Maze Runner),where I'm going to ask her to be my girlfriend. I have to outfit covered- zip up hoodie, jeans, flannel shirt with tee underneath, and Sperrys. What I'm wondering is how much money to bring. We are going to Smashburger beforehand, and since we all know the outrageous prices at the movies, I was thinking $60-$65. Is this enough.

So there is this girl I have a bit of a crush on, who I've known for a few months now, since a mutual friend introduced us at a practice for our summer swim team. A friend of hers who I am also friends with told her that she really likes me, and I really like her too. We are going to go see The Maze Runner on Friday, and once we are in the theater and have sat down, I am going to ask her out. I'm going to tell her that I have a very important question to ask her, that I hope doesn't change anything between us, and then ask her to be my girlfriend. How does this sound?

So my school's Homecoming dance is in two weeks, with the last day to buy tickets being tomorrow. I was texting my friends recently, and after I mentioned that I was not going to go because I didn't have a date, she said that it wasn't too late, and kind of made it sound like she wanted me to ask her. I do like her, and would take her, but I feel a lot of pressure.

I'm pretty good friends with a girl that a met through swim team. We text regularly, hug each other, hang out at the football games(she goes to the K-8 school next to my high school), and have a lot in common. We were thinking of just doing boyfriend-girlfriend stuff and then next year when she is a freshman and i am a junior actually starting dating. Is it creepy?

So I currently have an iPhone 4, which was given to me last year by my aunt, when she got the 5 because she had had the 4 since launch day and I needed a new phone. My phone worked fine at first, but has now gotten to the point where the home button doesn't work have the time, prompting me to turn on the virtual home button, the screen is extremely slow, among other things. My parents, who upgraded to the 4 last year, want me to wait until next June when my brother graduates from 5th grade so we can both get the 5 since it will probably be free, and for some reason will not allow me to take money out of my bank account and purchase a 5s for $100, even though my upgrade came a month ago. I'm not trying to complain, even if it sounds like I am, and I'm extremely grateful to my aunt for the phone.

For those of you who watched it, it was played during the 2014 Little League World Series, and featured the lyrics "rule the world, together forever"," castle in the sky", and "if I was king of the world".

How unhealthy would it be to pull an all nighter, like not consecutive ones, just every once in a while, like maybe I didn't go to sleep one night during the summer because I don't feel tired?

So I have a Windows Surface RT tablet, and on the music/Xbox music application I have songs that I would like to transfer to my iPhone 4, which is plugged into the tablet via USB. Is this possible, and how do I do it?

So my friends and I like to have group texts on our iPhones. The thing is, it's time for my upgrade and I was thinking of making the switch to Android since the GS4 is currently free, while the 5s is currently $200. I do not want to wait for the iPhone 6. So I was wondering if Android users could participate in group chats when everybody else is using iPhones. The other reason I was going to get a GS4 is because my best friend is getting the S5 since his S3 broke recently and we could send stuff to each other with S Beam.

So I swim competitively, both for a club team and my high school. With my high school team, while I know it is quite a bit of time to drop, I am about 15 seconds off a state cut in the 100 Breast. The state cut is a minute and 5 seconds and my time is a minute and 20 seconds. I have a pretty good kick, while I feel like my main inability is lunging/shooting forward. Can somebody give me some advice?

So I have a Toshiba Satellite C55-A laptop and I was wondering if it was a good laptop for gaming.

Some games I want to play on it include:

BioShock Infinite

Dead Island Riptide

Borderlands 2

Possibly GTA

My brother has the same one and Sims 3 and Minecraft work well on it.

So I was looking around for a cheap pair of 2014 Hyperdunks since I don't exactly have a lot of money, and came across this site called 2014hyperdunks.com. I'm not gullible or anything, and even though I do like the discounted prices on these shoes, I'm a bit apprehensive as to whether not I should trust this site.

So there are these two songs that I keep hearing and I want to know what they are called.

So the first song was played in the World Cup commercial that ended over the stadium by showing the logo while a voice(female, I think) sang "ooooooeeeeeeaaaaaaa" then a sort of drum beat.

The second song I only remember a bit of. The part I remember is basically someone whistling along to a tune, and for those of you who ever watch the TV channel MLB Network I think it might be the opening theme to the show High Heat with Chris Russo.

If anyone could help me out with this I would greatly appreciate it.

Could somebody explain this joke to me?

A man leaves his house every morning to walk to work and passes a mental hospital surrounded by a wooden fence. Every morning the patients are out in the yard and he can hear them saying in unison,

"10, 10, 10, 10, 10".

One day, he gets curious and looks through a hole in the fence.

Suddenly, a stick shoots out and pokes him in the eye.

"****! He says to himself."

While walking away pissed off he can hear the patients saying,

"11, 11, 11, 11, 11"

So I am going into my sophomore year of high school, and I, like all teens, would like to have a little extra spending money on my hands. I am a pretty good writer, and was thinking of writing articles for sites such as Listverse, Cracked, and CollegeHumor, in order to make a little extra money. Add to this the fact that in 2 months I am eligible to get my permit provided that I pass the test, and should get my license in May if everything goes as planned, and I would also need money for gas, insurance, and other things. However, I am aware that you need a PayPal account for these sites, which I have to problem making one.However, I do have a few questions:

1.How would I get the money from PayPal into my bank account?

2.Would the money automatically show up in my account?

3.Would I need a special PayPal card or something.

4.If you have had experience with PayPal, was it good or bad?

5.I heard you need your bank account number in order to register. Is this true?

School for me gets out on the 19th, but the 18th is unnoficially my last day, since on the 19th the only exam i have is 1st period, which I already have a 100 on since I passed advanced on the SOL(standardized tests in Virginia), so I don't plan on going to school.