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It's an anthology. It's about a group of people who go on a tour of a movie studio (and the tour guide was an old white little person). They get locked in a room or something, and they tells stories that are like REALLY weird.

One was about this girl getting breast implants and her new boobs would bite people. Another one was about this girl having an affair with a dead guy. And another one was about a director or something.

I'm not kidding, this movie exists. It's an awful B-movie. I just want the title. Please.

My dad's been saying how Barack Obama is the worst President in history, and will be impeached and tried for treason. I want to know if there's any truth behind these things. Is President Obama a lawless deviant, like fa-right people claim? If so, how? Also, if you think he's a great President, explain why. I want to formulate an opinion on the guy, and I need some info.

I asked a while back for any good songs to lip sync to. I didn't like the lone answer I got (no offense to you, dude), so I'm trying again, in the hopes of getting a ton of answers.

I want something entertaining, something that'll either get everybody laughing or singing along.

I'm a guy doing it by myself, and I'd like it if there were no instrumental solos (or at least a small one).

So I signed u to lip-sync at a talent show, and I need some ideas of what to sing along to. I've come up with a few (Jessie's Girl, Wrecking Ball, Another One Bites The Dust, and Party in the USA). What should I sing along to? Please pick one from the listed songs AND pick one you think I should do.

Thank you! Help!

I'm so sick of these "90's kids" and "90's babies". They just seem so stupid and materialistic to me. All they care about is designer clothes, the latest technology, and what tattoo they're going to get next. I fear for the future ofAmerica (and the world). They just seem to not care about the world at all. They appear to get offended over the slightest thing and have little to no respect for their elders. They seem to think that the stuff they grew up with (cartoons, movies, etc.) are better than anything else ever.

I just want to know what you think of the generation of kids who call themselves "90's babies" and other stupid stuff. The 90's weren't even that awesome.

How do I know? I am a "90's baby", I guess. I was born in 1996 (there is a difference between "baby" and "kid").

So as you all know, Grand Theft Auto IV has a feature called Independence FM, which allows you to put your favorite songs in the game. I want to know... what songs did you put on it? I put all of Queen's greatest hits on mine.

I'd like to apply to Temple University, but I probably won't be able to afford it. Community College makes a whole lot more sense for me... but I'm a bit worried.

When I transfer to Temple, would I have the same opportunities as incoming freshmen? Same access to cash, and access to internship opportunities. Basically all the stuff regular upperclassmen get. I feel that the people that run the college would pick someone who's been there for 2 years over me, just because I couldn't afford 2 years of that college.

Somebody help! Oh, and if you could add any more useful information....

thanks!

So I’m doing summer work for my upcoming calculus class. The question I’m stuck on says

“Estimate the slope of each function at x=-1.0 by using the following pair of points:

(-1.5, ) and (-1.0, ); (-0.5, ) and (-1.0, ); (-1.5, ) and (-0.5, )”

I’m supposed to use 2 functions (y=x^2 and y=x^3) and the tables the accompany these functions.

Can somebody please explain to me how I can do this? I’m seriously stuck.

So since March, I've listened to nothing but the band Queen. I find it scary, considering "I'm seventeen and I should listen to Kanye West and stuff", to quote my friend. Don't get me wrong, I like Kanye, along with a lot of other musical acts not named "The Beatles", but recently I've been addicted to Queen. In fact, I'm listening to "Fat Bottomed Girls" right now. I love their music... every song.

So if you can answer these questions, I will be satisfied:

1) Best Queen song in your opinion is...?

2) Best Queen song that nobody knows about is...?

3) WHY AM I ADDICTED TO QUEEN? IT JUST HAPPENED ALL OF A SUDDEN.

I created this team based off of 2012-13 NBA free agents. I want to know how this team would fare in a regular NBA season. Who would you drop and add to make this team better? Oh, and your replacements must be NBA free agents:

PG Rodney Stuckey, Patty Mills, Royal Ivey

SG O.J. Mayo, Kyle Korver

SF Chandler Parsons, Andrei Kirilenko, Kris Joseph

PF Josh Smith, Earl Clark, DaJuan Summer

C Al Jefferson, Johan Petro, Dwayne Jones

Okay, so there is a guitar inside a shopping cart. The cart (with the guitar inside it) is pushed with a velocity of 4.48 m/s to the right. A student (with a mass of 54 kg) steps on the cart, slowing the cart to 4.00 m/s. What is the guitar's mass, assuming the cart's mass is negligible.

PLEASE ANSWER... OR AT LEAST TELL ME HOW I CAN SOLVE IT.

Okay. Here's my pitchers:

Jered Weaver

Craig Kimbrel

James Shields

Jason Motte

Fernando Rodney

Jake Peavy

Wade Miley

Edwin Jackson

Trevor Cahill

Here are some free agents:

Justin Masterson

Brett Myers

Mark Buehrle

Chris Capuano

Ricky Nolasco

Chad Billingsly

Clayton Richard

Gavin Floyd

Rick Porcello

Shaun Marcum

Hisashi Iwakuma

Edison Volquez

Bronson Arroyo

Ubdalo Jimenez

Vance Worley

It's a H2H league. Who should I drop? Who should I add?

I mean, unless you have an open cut, it's completely plausible, right?

I don't get this. Everybody seems to hate YMCMB. I mean, they aren't that bad. Besides, its artists (Drake, Wayne, etc.) keep on getting hits.

So if you guys hate YMCMB so much, why do you keep listening to them? And don't say you don't, because album sales and hit songs say otherwise.

My dady has been terrible. I was waken up at 10 o'clock by my stepmom, because my grandfather had arrived unexpectedly. So I hurried up, got dressed, and headed out the door. Out front of my house he wasted no time in telling me some devastating news: my mom, who had been really sick for the past 4 years or so, had passed. I cried at first, because, well, she was my mom. But as the day progressed, I got less and less upset about it. Which is weird, because I'm what some would call a "mama's boy".

Which leads me to my question: Am I insensitive? Or is it normal for 17 year old boys to grow less and less sad about death? And if you say yes to the later question: this all happened in one day.

Please, don't give smart-assed answers. Thanks.

Over the years, musicians have collaborated to create some very good music. Who do you want to combine to make a hit song?

For example:

Big Sean ft. Alicia Keys and Kendrick Lamar

Chris Brown ft. Jay Z

Wiz Khalifa ft. Fergie, Drake

I want to know what songs you want your favorite artists to sample or cover. I have a few:

Lil Wayne, Sampling Beethoven's 5th symphony

Papa Roach covering "We're Not Gonna Take It Anymore"

Eminem, Kanye West, Big Sean, and Tyga remixing "Why Can't We Be Friends".

What's yours?

Recently, Russia banned American adoption of Russian babies. Obama says Putin has no respect for human rights. Has Putin always been this way, or has this become apparent recently?

Also, do you want Medvedev back in power?

I just saw a commercial for Christian Mingle, and I really like the song. The most definite part of the song says "I want to fall in love with you". Please?

So there are three girls I'm interested in, and here's the lowdown: At the top of my list is a girl who is in most of my classes, and she's really nice. Only she doesn't talk to me the way she talks to her friends. Next on my list meets my appearance preferences: Brown hair, glasses, moderately thin, and Russian. We're really friendly with each other, but we almost never see each other. Last on my list is in nearly the same situation as the first girl, except I see her less and she's more open to me.

Who should I go after? How should I go about it? Thanks!