What would G & S say today?
To 'Titwillow' from Mikado:
One a tree by a river, a little tom twit,
cried 'Libral/Con./Libral/Con./Libral!'
And I said to him idiot, why do you sit,
Crying "Libral/Con./Libral/Con./Libral"?
Is it weakness of intellect, birdie I cryed,
That you cannot your vote on the issues decide,
With a shake of his poor empty head he replied,
Oh Libral/Con./Libral/Con./Libral