Why does my thumb hurt?

because it wants to

Is this a joke? Come on man... cut to the chase… Don’t leave use all in suspense!!

p.s. You should have breaks from your computer games!

That’s why your thumbs are hurting!

maybe you have a hang nail, that you forgot you pulled out and now your thumb hurts. or you could have a splinter. you really should know why it hurts though, I think you are being silly and just want more points.

You left it in the plum pie too long, and or you whacked it with a hammer.

Maybe cause you hurt it in your sleep

Maybe you hit it with a hammer, arthritis, you sucked it too hard. I don't know.

if you would stop shoving it up ur asshole it wouldnt and yes they maybe the cause of the odor you are constantly smellin

Because you sat down?

cuse you hit it against the wall

maybe u had some curious desease

coz it stuck inside ur mouth and u just got it out.....