Funniest thing ever said?

My 3 year old son and I were playing "got your nose" when I was about 6 months pregnant with my daughter. All the sudden he touched my stomach and said "got your baby". I thought I was going to die from laughing.

My husband and I are considering having another child, we have two boys now, ages 6 and 12. I asked my six year old what he thought of maybe having a younger brother or sister. He thought about it for a minute and said "well, you'll have to get me an Xbox." What?? I asked him what he meant, and he told me "Because big brothers have xbox's, but I will let my little brother play it whenever he wants, and he can play as soon as he gets home from daycare even if I'm not here." I couldn't stop laughing. Obviously we have issues over the 12 year old's xbox.

Be sure to write this stuff down. I didn't write the hilarious things my son said and I wish I could remember them. All I remember was constant laughter still I was coughing from some of the things that came out of his mouth between the ages of 2 and 6.

I went into the bathroom one day and closed the door, but not all the way so I could still hear my daughter in the living room. She came to the gate at the doorway of the living room, and asked "Are you going potty?" I said "yes". Then she continued with "Are you pooping?" I couldn't believe it, it was hilarious! She is 2 yrs, and what's even funnier was that a day or two later at my parent's house, she did the same thing to my dad when he was in the bathroom! Kids say the darndest things, huh?! LOL

First of all, as background: My dad sings randomly ALL THE TIME. He also just talks to himself about everything. A week or so ago, this happened: My mom: "Why are you so annoying?" (she was joking, of course) My dad: "Some people say I was born that way. I just think it's a skill I've acquired." BQ: Y!A and waiting for Psych to come on

For me, the funniest thing is what our 4 yr old says after a time out. No matter how many times you ask, if you ask him if he is going to start listening now, he will look at you, with a completely innocent look on his face, and say "No, can I go play?" At least he's honest about it...

My son who is now 10 yrs had a bad dream once when he was about 2 or 3. He was crying and I asked him what he dreamed and he said "I dreamed a big hairy toe was going to get me"! It was great..I had to fight back my laughter so I could comfort him, but a BIg HAIRY TOE? Still don't know where that came from..kids are great!!

My daughter was singing the "This Old Man" song one day and I said "I used to sing that song when I was a little girl. A looong time ago." ( I was 22 at the time, she was 3) and she thought for a minute and said "Ooooh, you mean when you were a pilgrim?" I thought I'd die. I still laugh about that one!

I don't have a child but my sister does. One time we went to NYC with my niece Tina and my sister took her in the stall with her (there was a lot of people waiting in line so the bathroom was full, but quiet. I was washing my hands when I heard my neice say to my sister "you have hair down there?" I almost died laughing as so did most of the other people in there.

When my friends brother was 2 he pointed to his big bro and said "MooMoo" Then pointed out the window to the cows and said "MooMoo" For weeks he called both his brother and the cows "MooMoo"