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Shinkirou Hasukage
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Shinkirou Hasukage asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

Disbelievers!?

What will you do when you die and see this furry bullet of death hurtling towards you?

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/MonorailCat.jpg

Will you repent and accept the salvation offered by Ceiling Cat? It will be too late then! Repent while you still can!

Update:

Aznpride: Have you ever sinned? Have you ever done anything that made you happy? Ceiling cat was watching you, and it made him VERY angry...

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    *chuckles* I'd rather run into that cat...

  • No Chance Without Yo Mama
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I am a disciple of Ceiling Cat and he has blessed me since coming to embrace him as my furry savior. I am a Faunoiphiliac with a strong tendency toward Sacifricosis which made me an easy convert.

    There I was indulging in Sacifricosis. I look up to the heavens, saw ceiling cat and bam ~ this Paraphiliac was saved.

  • Kw@nG
    1 decade ago

    It's difficult to for them to believe because If they accept the salvation, they have to accept that God does exist and if they accept that God does exist, they have to accept that they are the sinners and if they accept that they are the sinners, they have to accept that the lake of fire is waiting.

    So isn't easier to believe that they can do whatever they want with their own potentials and no such a punishment after death and be happy in this life. Sometimes I want to be like that as well but I can not deny the truth and lie myself.

    may God bless you so much,

  • darkfires angel
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Hail Ceiling Cat!

    Oh I see the light!

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  • Gorgeoustxwoman2013
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I sleep with 4 cats so I think I am covered.

  • CHRISTOPHER R
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Ceiling Cat.?! What planet are you from. When it happens it happens. There is no two minit warning or "FURRY BULLET OF DEATH"!

    OMG,LOL at you not with you.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol Mine used my neck and head for a launching pad the other day. Still hurts.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I'm exceptionally good to my cats, that's got to count for something.

  • ?
    1 decade ago

    I repented to a dog already, isn't that enough?

  • aznpride78327
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Repent for what? I haven't done anything wrong.

  • Mia
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Oh hai. Yes. Can I haz cheezburger now?

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