What’s the funniest thing you’ve heard a preschooler say?

I also work with preschoolers, and the other day one of the 4 year old boys said, "I'm going on a cruise now. Bombalyage!"

On the bus we were asking them what different animals were called in spanish, and the monitor asked, "what's a rooster called in spanish?" they answered correctly, "Gallo!" then, "what's a hen called?" "Gallina!" Also correct. "what's a cow called?" They all yelled, "Moooo!" hehehe I love this age group!

My older son will be 3 years old in about 2 months. He cracks us up all the time, but here's the most recent: We are expecting our baby in July, and have been telling our sons that Mommy has a baby in her tummy that will be coming soon. My older boy has been both curious and perplexed by this, often asking if I can lift my shirt and show him the baby. We've responded by telling him the baby is inside the tummy, and he can't see it yet. So we were sitting at dinner the other night, and he says, "Mommy, open your mouth. What's in your mouth?" I answered, "I don't know, is there something in there? Do you mean my teeth?" He answers with another question: "Is there a baby in there??" He knew that his food went in his tummy, so he figured maybe he'd get a glimpse of the new baby by looking into my mouth.

When I was pregnant my 4 year old (3 at the time) was so interested in everything. The doctors and nurses would always laugh because he would ask them all sorts of questions and always told them to make sure they don't hurt his mommy. Well my son was determined that I was having a girl, maybe because he already had a brother. He said that it was a girl and he was sure. The doctor says to him, "you don't know if it is a sister, it could be a brother.". My son turns to him and says, "It can't be a brother, I already have a brother see." and he points to his little brother. Well, he was right I had a little girl.

I got a million of these! I'm a preschool teacher too and I hear them all day long! Today was:

A boy in my class told me he saw Batman on tv and it had Robin and the bad guy was the wiggler...He meant the riddler.

Also a little girl in my class was telling me how she was going to her friends house after school to go swimming. I ask "Oh, your friend has a pool?" She replied " No teacher she has a cacuzi" I smiled and said oh a ja-cuzi? And she responed with this look oh DUH on her face to me of "No a (SAY THIS SLOWLY) Ca...(long pause) Coo...(pause) Z! Then told me to say it with her. LOL! She was so sure she was right!

Well, this isn't the funniest I have ever heard but it was cute and happened today. I was at work (I teach preschoolers T-ball) and was chewing gum. A little girl came up to me and asked what I was eating. When I said gum, she said "*GASP* Dentist Jimmy will be mad at you!" Her mom apoligized, but I just laughed and said yes he will.

Very cute! Our preschool teacher would tell us, " If you don't believe the stories that they come home with about us, we won't believe the stories about you that they come to school with."

Kids say the funniest things.

last week my son stayed at his grandmothers house and my son goes to the Pm class at 12:30 and he called me and said, Mommy I'm gonna take a Wacation (vacation) day Like daddy does today, OK.... I started laughing so hard,, that I had to let him take a Wacation day, so we spent the whole afternoon together, then I explained that he doesnt really get vacation days....

I was recently told a story about a medical professional who observed her little girl playing with her stethescope. She watched her daughter place the instrument in her ears and was delighted that the child was showing interest in what might someday lead to a career as a doctor. To her dismay the child then took the other end of the stethoscope and instead of placing it to her chest, she put it up to her mouth and said: "Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order"?

My 20 yo daughter and I, were at the grocery store and the little boy in front of us in the check out ,who could not have been more than 3 or 4, kept raising his eyebrows (like graucho marx) at us like he was flirting, and he wouldnt stop and he kept saying "look at this, look at this" it was the funniest, cutest and most unusual thing I've ever seen. we were all cracking up.

issues you need to no longer say to end a courting: i choose you outdoors of me. lol I purely observed that on Twitter and it made me snigger lol although that's purely 11am, so i will hear extra humorous stuff later(: