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passing marijuan urine test?
i took a urine test and drank a jello pack mixed in water because i read that u will pass a D.T. if u do it an hr before u test but i ended up failing a urine test about a week ago.. i am a full time student and i usually smoked at nite before bed, but now i need to work so i can pay bills. every good job out here drug screens and i really cant afford to work fast food again so my question is how can i clean my system of THC so i can get a decent job? I stopped almost a week ago (yea i know) so today is my 5th day. i have been drinking nothing but water and cranberry juice, working out after class and sitting in a sona for 30 mins and letting my body sweat and burn some off fat. i am 6'1 225 lbs w an athletic build but i can eat. i have cut back in efforts to clean my body any tips would be greatly appreciated. and i cant afford any cleanser kits or drinks cuz i am broke. cheap stuff i can get a wal-mart is my best bet! personal experience and method r what i am looking for
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- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Sounds like you're doing everything right to get it out of your system faster, but the only way to guarantee passing is to just give it time. There are lots of home remedies out there, but they don't always work. I was in the same position recently, and I just had to stop for about a month to get my system clean. You can buy an over the counter test for about $15, to test yourself at home so that you know you're clean.
Another thing you might consider trying is using urine from someone who doesn't smoke. I had a friend who did this once: he had a friend who didn't smoke pee for him, then he put the sample in a ziploc bag (he double bagged it to keep it from leaking!) and taped it to his thigh (to keep it the right temperature). He wore baggy pants, and no one suspected anything.
- 1 decade ago
Step up to reality for a minute. If you can't stay off it for the time required for it to leave your system ( I think it is two weeks, but check with the proper department for an absolute answer) then you might have a situation that needs proper attention. After clearing (your system and your test) it might be best to evaluate your intake. Like alcohol, it's best if used in moderation and when time is free and not as a means to get by. Sure these are hard times but dodging problems doesn't lead to too many solutions and creates a sense of security leading to repetition of use. Hence, not getting much fun out of it. So, in short skip all the methods to get around it, if you enjoy it that much, use common sense and don't abuse it. Find a job that is more concerned about hiring a responsible person instead of one that they can control.
- Big Red TenLv 41 decade ago
Assuming you were "regular" with your smoking, you may need to wait upwards of 60 to 90 days, depending on the sensitivity of the test being used. Exercise and fluids will help b/c THC is stored in fat cells. As you burn those fat cells, the THC is released into the blood, and eventually filters through your kidneys and out. Antioxidants have some effect (vit. C & E, but don't overdue the E). Finally, five or so days before your next test, try to gain some weight. Again, THC is stored in fat cells so if you can add some fat prior to the test the new cells will essentially act as a sponge and soak up the THC remaining in your blood.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Unless you buy a kit...there is nothing really out there...except cranberry juice.
If you smoke before bed because it makes you sleep good, try Tylenol PM "Slimply Sleep", it is over the counter and only a few dollars for 100 pills.
The only other thing you can do is stop smoking until you get a job.
Sorry, and yeah, I'm in the same situation.
Good luck.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
go to wal mart and get niasin its i believe a diet pill, i have not taken it in forever so its hard to remember, not sure if i spelled it correctly, i had to use it. its outta your system in three days. you sweat a lot, and are thirsty a lot and have a horrible headache. its pretty cheap and does a lot of damage to your liver so dont do it more than once. jello n fruits all that stuff is a myth, it does nothing. and do not apply at a place that does swabs in the mouth because there is no way to get rid of it out of your saliva and it stays there for a year lol so no safeway. and isnt it funny how everyone on here thinks the weed is bad for your health, no proven facts idiots.
- chuckyoufarleyLv 61 decade ago
DILUTE DILUTE DILUTE
Drink water every day constantly until you become way to familiar with the bathroom. Before you go to your test, go way overboard and drink more. Then, an hour before your test, drink a 1/2 gallon of water and do not relieve yourself. I hope you don't get stuck in traffic or have a long line in front of you. You should be about to burst. Your pee may make them suspicious, it should look as clear as tap water. The test may come up inconclusive, so you might have to test again but that's better than failing and will buy you more time.
In the meantime, no more exposure to pot AT ALL.
- 1 decade ago
Do what Tom Sizemore did and get one of those fake penises that stores clean urine at perfect Body temperature, and slap it on your thigh. Can't go wrong mate.
- lv_consultantLv 71 decade ago
if you can't afford a urine test kit, etc. then you are going to have to wait the standard 30 days to pass a UA.
Source(s): BS Exercise Science IFPA Certified Master Trainer 25+ years of resistance training experience 17 years of martial arts training - 1 decade ago
The only surefire way to pass a test if you have Marijuana in your system is substitution. There is a product called QuickFix 4.0. It is lab synthesized urine and works 100%. Just follow the instructions and use it. If you do in fact use this, you pass for sure.