If your cat(s) could call the police/ASPCA/Animal Welfare what would be their allegations?

well probably that i let their noses touch the bottom of the cat food dishcause theres not food completely to the top at all times and that i never will give them a tea bag to go with my bath, so they just have to drink plain old hot bath water. LOL

Kitty neglect since we both work and have to leave them cooped up all day (no pet door due to the mice in the house issues)...

Um...that I sometime forget to fill her food bowl for like two hours (so she just goes outside and gets a mouse (yuck) instead)

2. I let the dog sniff her...those dogs are SO uncouth

3.pretty much any allegation she can come up with to get me to get rid of the dog!!

I once was just having fun and I pulled one Tarot card in a reading for my cat. It said that she feels trapped. Which is totally true, since she is always trying to run out the door. I live in a city, so it isn't an option for her.

That all her friends have irresponsible owners who don't spay and neuter, and they cry in sorrow of all the lives lost to negligence and ignorance.

All of what everyone else said, but they could probably say they were board with their owner.

forgetting to feed him sometimes,

yelling at him

isolation (when hes bad)

and an obsessive cuddler

That her litterbox is never clean and her owners get too attatched to her. lol. i cant help it shes so squishy and adorable! but im sorry mindy! :(

lol too much petting and holding her. heehee

probably domestic violence