Julie6962

I worked there for over 5 years, so I really don't want to leave that experience off my resume, but there's no way for a potential future employer to check employment. What should I do?

I've read all the Sookie Stackhouse books and just finished watching season 1 of True Blood on DVD. I don't know quite what to think.... I loved the books but I'm undecided about the show. What do you think?

Waylon might sing "Memory" from "Cats", the musical but I'm not sure. Willie would definitely sing "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk".

Here's mine. I wonder if us cat lovers have some of the same favorites.

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... or are they always a little crazy?

One of mine doesn't seem to notice, the other one (normally he's quiet, gentle, and sweet) feels his inner panther come out during full-moon time.

I think Willie would perform his rapid-screen-climbing skill. Waylon might show off his soccer skills, using a ping-pong ball to demonstrate.

I am very tired because my cats were having a grand time, knocking stuff down, running around, playing/fighting, and just generally being mischievous. Have your cats ever done this to you?

Mine is completely entranced by the printer. He comes running from where ever he is just to sit and watch the printer do it's thing.

I just saw my cat messing around by his water dish, put his little paw under the bottom edge of the bowl and slowly, gently tip the bowl and it's contents onto the floor. After that he walked over, gave me a head butt and curled up to take a nap.

Geez!

No fair saying "You'll shoot your eye out", either.

Ovaltine?

A crummy commericial?

Son of a b*tch!

I can think of several occasions. I think my cats get away with more than they should because of their sweet, angelic, furry little faces.

I think mine would have a few issues. Primarily, abandonment and willful neglect.

I've caught both my boy cats looking at themselves in the mirror, checking themselves out from different angles, assessing their fur/whiskers/tail. I tell them both they are handsome, but I think they already know it and don't need my affirmation. What about your cat? Does he/she thoroughly groom every piece of fur and clean between their toes then check themselves out in the nearest reflective surface?

No fair saying "Born to Be Wild", either.

My cats' song would probably be the "Dukes of Hazard" theme song or "Mama's Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys".

One of my boy cats' personal would probably read something like "Single gray cat with sexy whiskers seeks fun and good times with special girl. Hobbies include sand art, bird watching, and sun-bathing."

I went to a wedding where the bride had chosen "rainbows" as a theme. Of course, the bridesmaids had dresses in the pastel colors of the rainbow, as did the groomsmen's ties and cummerbunds.

I got roped into helping decorate the local American Legion hall with rainbow colored balloons, mylar rainbows, metallic confetti all over the tables and crepe paper streamers. It was a very small town, quite removed from the mainstream, which is maybe why a rainbow theme and gay pride didn't resonate with the bride and groom, or anyone in their family, or any of their friends. The hall looked like a version of a gay pride parade- no kidding. I laughed like crazy when the DJ played "YMCA" and the groomsmen danced like strippers to "It's Raining Men". Very few guests were in on the joke, which made it even funnier.

Mine walk right up to whoever walks through our door (pizza guy, UPS deliveryman, service people, etc.) and announce themselves.

Do you recognize their little kitty-cat voices?

One of mine has a quiet little voice that only ever progresses into a "whine" when he's hungry. The other one's voice is as clear as a bell and there's no mistaking what he wants or what's wrong.

Do you let your dishes pile up? Do you ignore the dirty laundry? What household task do you ignore as long as you possibly can?

I try to avoid scrubbing the tub for as long as I can.