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Julie6962 asked in PetsCats · 1 decade ago

If your cat were in a "Miss America"-like contest, what would they do for the talent portion of the contest?

I think Willie would perform his rapid-screen-climbing skill. Waylon might show off his soccer skills, using a ping-pong ball to demonstrate.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Buddy Magnifico would sing opera: probably a Wagner-esque rendition of "Kill Da Wabbit" (or more aptly, "Kill Da Squirrels").

    Bentley The Ninja would do something akin to baton twirling. Except he would use a fur covered toy mouse. He would wow the judges with his spectacular high tosses.

  • 1 decade ago

    Your cat is funny! The other peoples cats are funny too!

    My Tom is 12 now. He's never been big on goofy stuff like other cats. He's just always very laid back, quiet and affectionate. I guess if cuddling and purring and chiiruuping, eating and filling up the litter box and making me feel better when things are bad are talents, than that's what he'd do. I guess maybe we should skip the litter box talent though.

    My sister's cat is a nutcase. Her talent is what my mom calls the Wacky Cat Waltz. She zooms from one room to another, goes up and down the stairs and over and under the furniture attcking things as she runs really fast. Sometimes, she even runs into the wall. It's really funny to watch.

  • Ocimom
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Charlie and Jack would do some high jumping skills (acrobat stuff). Ling would be a top talent in mouse catching.

  • 1 decade ago

    Mine would roll on her back in the leaves, look real cute like a kitten then stand up and shake all the leaves and dust off!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Augen would do his 'Cat Attack". Playing with a stuffed zerba. The most adorable thing I have ever seen!~

  • Nessa.
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    My cat would demonstrate how to eat balloons.

  • 1 decade ago

    She would probably sneeze and shoot cat splatter all over the judges...

  • 1 decade ago

    my cat would lay down,roll over,and shake hands.... (vid as proof) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiKArXwwC6Q&feature...

  • 1 decade ago

    sleep

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