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Should these definitions be added to the dictionary.?
ADULT - A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR - A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL - Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS - The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE - A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST - Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST - Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF - Cold Storage.
INFLATION - Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO - An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN - Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET - Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON - A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE - The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW - One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
WRINKLES - Something other people have, similar to your character lines.
YAWN - An honest opinion openly expressed.
13 Answers
- Ja'aj };>Lv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
I love these! Wonderful - as for the dictionary ?... nah...
let it make up it's own jokes. :D
My picks (they are ALL hilarious!) :
SECRET - Something you tell to one person at a time.
(Shhh!)
TOMORROW - One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
(Amen!)
WRINKLES - Something other people have, similar to your character lines.
(Exactly.)
YAWN - An honest opinion openly expressed.
(Yup - and like most-all honest opinions - subject to poor reception and censorship.)
Thank you ! };>
- Fubu05Lv 41 decade ago
yeah it should be added to the comedian dictionary first addition! Oops i already got the copy rights to that name!
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- shonoelLv 71 decade ago
Very good, bet you didn't find those in Wikipedia.
It's Friday here, we all need a laugh.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
haha Definetly in the dictionary, these are hilarious
- mannonLv 61 decade ago
I don't know how you came up with these, but they are near perfect.
Thanks for the laugh !
