Does anyone ever feel like eating their spouses like praying mantis' do?

When we start to get mad, we say "Knock Knock"...not like a knock knock joke! But we were on the verge of splitting up, and he came knocking at my door being so apologetic and sweet and we just held each other and cried & expressed all of our deepest emotions. It was a beautiful moment. So anytime we push each other too far, we bring out the Knock Knock.

the female is only hungry. The male will technique with the total caution it would want to correctly, although is for sure nonetheless taking really available. The male does no longer get eaten in all situations. often he does stay to inform the tale. somewhat than food, there is no organic and organic purpose. The male will breed in spite of the actuality that it keeps this is head. the ordinary component is that the adult males body will finish the mating attitude regardless of the right lengthy gone. form of like the total way a fowl can run round after it receives it would want to be head decrease off. in the journey that your mind is sufficiently small, this isn't any longer as important in case you lose it.

My ex would taste like sour milk with the toughness of leather...while making me highly intoxicated because he drinks far too much.

So I'll pass on the eating him lol

You must be thin. I can't imagine a fat woman saying that to her husband. It would probably scare the h*ll out of him. I bet he would shut up really fast. Lol : )

Yes, sometimes I do not feel on top of the world.

no. but i'm sure most chicks have thought about murdering their husbands.

"stop that or I'll eat you" = Angry Sex.

no. I'm vegetarian.