Another SHTF question??

Well... I'm sure the astronauts came up with the saying in zero G. One of them was pooping that nasty dehydrated **** out and missed that little bag they give them. As it drifted away, "Oh no... That shits about the hit the fan!!!!"

it is greater no longer ordinary than it is exciting. i does no longer choose for to be contained in the rocky mountains while SHTF, and that's a no longer ordinary determination between 20 rounds of .308 or 500 rounds of .22lr If i became into contained in the city i assume i could take the .22lr, yet attempting to stay to tell the story contained in the mountains a .22 could be ineffective. i assume i could could pass with the .308 and count greater on different survival skills. possibly do some trapping, or fishing., for the reason that i does no longer could be demanding too a lot approximately different individuals. And as properly, merely with the aid of fact SHTF, would not recommend all of mankind is going to pass insane, or the animals. i could be searching for considered one of those transportation, as much as and consisting of possibly a bicycle.

The crapper is on the second story and the fan is on the first floor. The waste pipe leeds to right above the fan. This has been set up so when it hits the fan there is an even distribution. The point is if you are not there you don't get your fair share.

when the shtf,it will be because I drunk to much cheap beer and I shot it out my anus ,through a screen door,directly into a fan

It depends upon if you're talking about a ceiling fan, window fan, tabletop fan, or a Broadway show tunes fan.

Kinetic energy of course. Once launched it travels on it's own.

i guess the fan would shlt itself

i think i shouldn't have mentioned SHTF tonight (now that i finally figured out what it means)

After a few days of germs and parasites nestling in it, I would assume it just crawls right up, all by itself.

A monkey would throw it at the fan.

a question for you, who ever said it was a ceiling fan? eh..... eh.... gotcha there didn't I?