Does Duct tape fix everything?

Duct tape and its liquid cousin JB Weld can fix anything. In the aviation world we refer to duct tape as "100 MPH tape" because that is the speed that it starts blowing off at. I once rebuilt a VW bug with a Leatherman tool, a roll of duct tape and a couple cans of Krylon.

It fixes MOST things. But make sure you clean the surface and make it dry first. It will hold things but make sure to use enough. I personally wouldn't use it for important things but that's just me. Duct Tape was originally used by NASA to fix space stations for re-entry so It is strong. Just get the legit brand, don't buy some from cheapass places because those aren't real duct tape and are of lower quality.

it works pretty well, i fixed the ex wife one with a roll. she did not make a noise again after that.

If you can't fix it, Duct It!

It fixes everything but a broken heart.

Actually it can probably fix that too if you do it right.

Does a former drill sergeant make a bad therapist?

silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

If it keeps your hands away from the keyboard then it works very well

No, it only fixes things that shouldn't move but do.

To fix things that should move, but don't, you need WD40.

Almost; what it doesn't fix, a hammer will.