Can I get some time off work for Post Rapture Stress Disorder?

As a Christian I can only say good luck maybe we both can make this a joint attempt not only to get time off but paid time off. Let's go for two weeks by that time another doomsayer will appear then we may be able to repeat the process.

No fan of doomsayers

That guy who said it's the 21 st in most of the world already is clueless.If the rapture were to happen according to what Henry Camping claims.He chose the time 6p.m. eastern time.on May the 21.That means it will happen later in the rest of the world not sooner.But yes I think you should be able to get time off! So kick back have a few beers and don't worry about a hangover!

Rapture were did the word come from it is not in the Bible?

When Christ comes back it will not be the end of the world just the end of wickedness. The earth will be cleansed and he will rule here. Yes there will be many bad things happen before that time but rest assured tomorrow is not the day. Could there be an earthquake sure but not the end. And the rapture who made that up that word is no where in the bible?

See what Christ had to say about this in Matthew 24. pay special attention to verse 36.

23 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not.

24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great dsigns and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall edeceive the very felect.

25 Behold, I have told you before.

26 Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not.

27 For as the lightning cometh out of the beast, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

28 For wheresoever the carcase is, there will the eagles be gathered together.

29 Immediately after the tribulation of those adays shall the bsun be cdarkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:

30 And then shall appear the asign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.

31And he shall send his aangels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.

32 Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When his branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer is nigh:

33 So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that ait is near, even at the bdoors.

34 Verily I say unto you, This ageneration shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.

35 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my bwords shall not pass away.

36 But of that aday and hour knoweth no man, no, not the cangels of heaven, but my Father only.

Consider this---In most part of the world it is already the 21st. Is that part of the Earth still here? Wouldn't we have heard if it already ended by the media ? See how much hype can be caused by idle gossip and how many gullible people believe it ? I also say lets drop it. Who gets these things started? I never heard t his on the nightly news..Don't have nervous breakdown or give yourself an ulcer.

P.R.S.D. is only a legitimate excuse if you work for Harold Camping or any one of his followers.

Why not repent and cry mightily unto God?

Massive earthquakes 10+ on the Richter scale will hit along the Ring of Fire signaling the moment of rapture on May 21, 2011 at 6:00 PM Pacific time. There after megatsunamis and supervolcanoes will engulf the Earth, those who were left behind and survived the disasters are physically destroyed on October 21, 2011.

God has always warned mankind. God chose Harold Camping to warn mankind.

"Surely the Lord GOD will do nothing, but he REVEALETH his secret unto his servants the prophets." (Amos 3:7)

"And [though] the Lord give you the bread of adversity, and the water of affliction, yet shall not thy teachers be removed into a corner any more, but thine eyes shall SEE thy teachers" (Isaiah 30:20)

"Then opened he their understanding, that they might UNDERSTAND the scriptures" (Luke 24:45)

Noah and his family were a cult minority. Will the world listen?

"By faith Noah, being WARNED of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear, prepared an ark to the saving of his house; by the which he condemned the world, and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith." (Hebrews 11:7)

"And spared not the old world, but saved Noah the eighth [person], a PREACHER of RIGHTEOUSNESS, BRINGING IN the flood upon the world of the ungodly" (2 Peter 2:5)

Jesus doesn't come unexpectedly. Does a thief come to bring blessings?

"The thief cometh not, but for TO STEAL, and TO KILL, and TO DESTROY: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly." (John 10:10)

The ungodly are in view here.

"For you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night. While people are saying, “Peace and safety,” destruction will come ON THEM suddenly, as labor pains on a pregnant woman, and they WILL NOT escape." (1 Thessalonians 5:2-3)

"Remember, therefore, what you have RECEIVED and HEARD; obey it, and repent. But if you DO NOT wake up, I WILL COME like a thief, and you WILL NOT know at what time I will come to you." (Revelation 3:3)

All throughout the Bible man is warned.

"And the men said unto Lot, Hast thou here any besides? son in law, and thy sons, and thy daughters, and whatsoever thou hast in the city, bring them out of this place:

For we will destroy this place, because the cry of them is waxen great before the face of the LORD; and the LORD HATH SENT US to destroy it." (Genesis 19:12-13)

"Jonah…cried, and said, Yet forty days, and Nineveh shall be overthrown." (Jonah 3:4)

"The men of Nineveh shall rise in judgment with this generation, and shall condemn it: because they repented at the preaching of Jonas…" (Matthew 12:41)

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/we...

We are working on some good pills for that.

Sure, but it probably won't be paid time off.

what are you not in heaven ,oh no either am i so sad i was passed by once again