Who would win in a fight: Jesus or the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Jesus... he has the power of respawn.

The flying spaghetti monster would win, cause he's flying and Jesus can only walk.

Well Jesus does have some formidable attacks, such as the get nailed to a tree and bleed everywhere move. He is ultimately defeated due to his lack of mobility not only because of his opponents noodly appendages but because he is occupied by his own crucifixion and death. I think the real winner of this fight is the Roman legion.

It all depends if the Flying Spaghetti Monster had been drinking. He gets totally out of control and no one can come close without getting creamed.

in case you recommend: "Which of the two could likely knock down the different?" then the respond interior of reason elementary. Your fictitious spaghetti monster could knock down Jesus. Why? because of the fact Jesus isn't a fighter. Violence is supremely against His techniques.

Jesus and his Father will pound all those who are defiant and disrespectful into sauce from one end of the earth to the other end of the earth. All those who have true love and respect for them will feast constantly and eternally on what God provides.

Neither is real. But at least Her Noodliness knows that.

Anyone could win against the FSM...all they have to do is eat it.

I like bunny rabbits

I had the FSM for dinner several years ago.... it was delicious...... and then I flushed it....... the FSM is no more