What's your zodiac sign and.....?

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let's say you were outside one summer evening taking a walk, when this unidentified flying object (:P) flew over your head and dropped a giant box a few metres away from you. This box broke at impact and a mysterious looking fellow came into your view... He was wearing a trench coat and turned towards you to flash you his glowing nipples and spongebob boxers.O.o
What would you do:

A. Run into the opposite, climb up a tree, and hide in the treehouse (That randomly appeared there...O.o)?
OR
B. Chase after the mysterious little fellow and try to start a conversation with him?

**If you chose A**
You make it safely into the treehouse and lock the door. You peek outside the window and watch the little guy walking until you can't see him anymore. Then you start to wonder "How the eff did the treehouse get here anyways?" You decide to take a look around the treehouse when you notice a few loose boards placed conveniently next to each other. You remove the boards only to be a greeted by the blood-curdling scream of a man. There's a ladder. 
Do you:

C. Go down the ladder to see what's going on?
OR
D. Place the boards back to pretend like nothing happened, and get the eff out of there.

**If you chose B**
You walk up to the little fellow and, with a smile on your face, start to introduce yourself. The little guy cuts you off mid-sentence by whipping an envelope at your face. By the time you recover from your shock and confusion, you notice the little guy's already gone... You open the envelope to find a map inside of it. It's a map of the street your on and has an "x" on it. You decide to follow the map to where the x is, and see that it led you to an abandoned house that was rumoured to be haunted.:P
Do you:

E. Go inside and investigate?
OR
F. Call a friend to pick you up?

(Nacho-chucking isn't an option, sorry Every).

**If you chose C**
You climb down the ladder. It’s extremely dark, but you’re still able to see a box of matches on the floor. You reach down to pick it up, and you feel something hit you on your head….T_T (Knocked out).
You wake up, strapped down to a table. You look around the room and take notice of the bloody butcher’s knife. You struggle to free yourself, when you hear a familiar sound; the sound of a door being shut. You look towards the direction the sound came from and notice a frail man standing by the door. He slowly walks up to you, takes out a spoon… And spoon-feeds you some ice cream while screaming at the same time. 
What would you do/say?:P

**If you chose D**
You place the boards back into their proper places and climb out of the treehouse. You start running when you slip on a hotwheels car. You slide against the concrete and notice there’s a massive hole in the concrete in front of you. You attempt to get up, but you’re still sliding…. Except you’re not sliding against the concrete anymore…. You’re a good two feet off the ground by now and you keep on getting higher. Eventually you are directly over the hole, a few metres above the ground, spinning freely in the air. The little guy comes back with a few other miniature people. They’re holding notebooks and you notice they’re writing stuff down while conversing with each other. You overhear them mention your name in their conversation…
What would you do/say?:P

**If you chose E**
You walk up to the door of the house and it expectantly (Yep, I meant to use this word) opens without you even touching it.:P You walk inside, and it’s completely dark. The door slams shut and simultaneously, the lights are switched on. You see a women at the top of the staircase. She beckons you over and you obey. She opens a door for you gesturing you to to go inside. You walk inside while looking around the room. There’s absolutely nothing in there. Not even a window. It was more of a closet without the clothes, really. You turn around to see her closing the door. You walk over to the door and try to open it, but it’s locked.
What would you do/say?:P

**If you chose F**
You sit on the curb of the street waiting for your friend to pick you up. You notice a car turning onto the street you’re on. You notice the car’s larger in size than your friend’s… As it gets closer to you, it becomes apparent that the car is *way* larger than you friend’s, almost the size of a monster truck…. You stand up and observe the car that’s still heading towards you. It’s pretty close now and you finally come to the realisation that it’s not a monster car at all, it’s a real effing monster. You start to run towards the house now… But the house keeps on getting farther and farther away… Almost as if you were running backwards. You stop, look behind you and notice the monster isn’t there. You breathe a sigh of relief but notice you’re still moving away from the house although your feet aren’t moving…. (Have to finish this part in the additional details...)

Bree · Accepted Answer

I did all different alternatives but I ended up with F: 

I worriedly crouch down opposite  the girl. She automatically pours tea into chipped doll-size cups. There is a cold silence and I swallow my anxiety before speaking, "Why am I here?" I stutter. The girl lifts her head slowing and I notice a menacing glint her eye but other than that she wears a stony expression. 

"You have been chosen," she says in a sweet but somehow icy voice.

I'm taken aback, "For what?-"

"My name is Sun, and you have been chosen to be my underling and spread the word," the girl continues in an authoritative voice.

"What? What word?"

The girl named Sun smoothes her fringe to one side and exhales slowly. She acted as if she'd been asked this kind of question many times. "I will tell you this just once." she answers testily.

"Everything you've ever known about the world is a lie. There is no such thing as evolution. Civilasation started when a race of people calling themselves Scorpio came down to earth and taught the people to be civilised. Back then, it was a tumultuous time for the Scorpio explorers. Human beings where filthy creatures who liked to throwing feces at each other for fun. The Scorpios were a powerful race of ultra intelligent beings. So beautiful and so graceful, kind and powerful..." Sun trailed off as if remembering a painful memory before the girl thumped her fist on the ground and her face showed an expression of fury.

"But then an ungrateful group of Leo's started to undermine all of the great and powerful things and Scorpio did for them. They took away Scorpio's glorious thunder and tried to control the spot light," she grimaced. 

"That is why you-" Sun's demeanor changed dramatically and she pointed directly at me. "-have been chosen to spread the about how great and powerful Scorpio's are! Scorpio's will take back what is rightfully ours from those hideous Leo fiends. Our place in the sun.

Anonymous · Answer

Okay so I'm gonna read the question as I type this answer. 
Just reading the first few lines of your question, it already sounds fun :)

I chose:
B. Chase after the mysterious little fellow and try to start a conversation with him
:O Haunted?!
I would:
F. Call a friend to pick me up
LOLL at the nacho chucking :P Actually when I saw the part about a "flying unidentified object" the first thing that went through my head was nachos..... hehee.
AHHH standing on the monster!
Hm.... bangs that *completely* cover her eyes.... would make me a little suspicious.... I don't even know this girl...... so....I don't know if I'd want to drink her tea :O lool but I would play along and attend her tea party until my friend arrives. If I refused I'd be afraid something would happen to me/the monster would do something :P

Ah this is so cool how you made this!! Must've taken you a long time! Lol you're bored..... I'm already drowning in work for school :P I'm kinda procrastinating though....... or as Sher says, I'm "taking my time and going with the flow."

Your Q is really interesting, now I'm gonna go read the other ones that I didn't pick, since I've finished.
LMAO "spoon feeds you ice cream and screams at the same time" :P
The overhearing your name in conversation sounds interesting... 
Ooooh I love the E option, it's so mysterious!

Edit: Lolll I love Bree's!

Anonymous · Answer

wait., the box dude flashes you his glowing nips..., hey that sounds familiar Natty you missed me or something?

I chose E., I prolly start screaming like Carlton Banks, screaming like a little b*tch going *ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* then I use my superpower aka the glowing nips to flash at her., she temporarily goes blind., then I squeeze her big nips only to find out she had a real bad boob job., I ran downstairs., she didn't come after me., but her shadow keeps following me., so freaky., then came out of the house and got lost into the forest., then suddenly the shadow disappears., I relaxed and sat down on the grass but momentarily the shadow reappears :| !!! it binds with my shadow., I can't move at all., why? my physical sexy body and the shadow are paralyzed., when I looked str8 ahead., I see the same girl from the house came towards me., finally she talks, she says I am a tuna monster., I am here to squeeze your golden nips., I will squeeze the living hell out of it until it turns dark chocolate from gold., muuahhahahahaa.  *EVIL* ., to be continued.

All My Intensity · Answer

so i chose to go in the haunted house, cuz im ninja like that o.o
and i'm at the part where the lady locks the door, so I reach into my pocket,
check to see that it is there, then I look at the lady and ask, "you aren't doing what you want without a fight. What do you want?"

Myrrhlynn · Answer

Ahh may I've missed u too! (unlike el Maxipad) Very interesting I must say.. I'd prob go with A and I'm too tired to answer the rest. LoL yea I come up with random and weird things too when I'm bored.

Misconception · Answer

B-F Awwh **** Lol. Y me. 
I'll be like, I'll play with ya but I got to go home at 10. (If you can't get out then have fun, while observing a way out)

Curious Cat · Answer

I would befriend the alien people.

If that didn't work I'd panic my f*cking brains out.


-Capricorn

Your story was highly entertaining, you're really good at writing, much admiration ;D

Anonymous · Answer

E. I'm in a haunted house, I would try to get Sam and Dean there so Dean can kick the door down lol.

Anonymous · Answer

Why not give the option to fight it and kill it?? It would be so much simpler and saves me money on my car insurance.

Submarines · Answer

F*** off, I almost gotten killed DXX

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