What's a good way to wake all the Marxist Illuminati zombies?

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I need a way to cause a mass awakening amongst the anti-republic, mentally-enslaved zombie cult sheep. I have 3 store locations in 2 cities called "nonzombys" full of anti illuminati symbols and messages, Bible quotes, historical quotes and stuff that snaps most people right out of their godless, brain dead, soul-dead spiritual sleep state. I also have taggers who like to spray abandoned buildings with truth messages, and they're gaining momentum ahead of the curve. I've infiltrated a number of weak churches and reformed them over the past decade but I'm running out of ideas. 

Earlier today there was a homeless guy begging with a cup, and the scumbag materialistic zombies all walked past not giving a crap. Fortunately for him I had a megaphone that a street preacher left in my truck. So I ridiculed the zombies going past for like a half hour until I got many of them to altogether donate at least 500 dollars that they would otherwise spend on alcohol and mainstream urine stream entertainment to self-enslave mentally. I didn't show disdain to the cult sheep, I just explained that there are positive alternatives to being walking dead satanic egoists.

I noticed they all conformed after the first few people gave money. It's as if they have no sense of individual will and are pure collectivist thinkers. I was thinking I should play on this more so it'll be easier and more effective to be counter-progressive to the Babylonian new world scumbag order. Any bright ideas?

Nicholas Docherty · Accepted Answer

The truth of the matter is, the illuminati don't really exist. I am am under no illusions, and it would be ignorance to ignore the large force of evil in this world. I just think it is idiocy to think you have somehow outsmarted them. Modern day "truth seekers" is were I see most lies spill out from under. One thing I do understand is; calling everyone sheep and zombies is by no means the act of the righteous. The way I see it, the only way you dare beat evil is through acts of gooddeed. Not to the evil itself but the people suffering from it. If what you claim is true is infact so, wouldn't' that make us all sufferers?

Ditch the spray paint and words of hate, you cannot change the entire world, I would not call you a fool for trying. You can change a world though. Someone's world, and I would call you a hero for even attempting that feat.

Alan Clark · Answer

Wow, I,m impressed. I didn,t think there was a bigger asshole in the world than me, AN BAM here you pop up.I hear people who whine and want to commit suicide < I tell them to pull the trigger , Get er done.Your a piece of work.I do,t believe a word but, Wow.I went on four different search engines, couldn,t find any referance to your stores.Not even a news paper add could i find.So I have doubts about these stores. But not everthing can be found on the Net. But I,m good at tracking things down, kind of a hobby.I like your style.Keep spreadin the faith.I imagine the lord must shake his head at you everyday.

Plogsties · Answer

Yes. Enjoy your life's work as a trash collector. With your attitude I'm afraid this is the only job you'll be able to tolerate and fit with.

It is astounding to me that someone can be dense enough to be able to generalize this sort of nonsense in spite of the fact that all of reality doesn't fit with it.

Anonymous · Answer

Human instinct is conformity. Good thing there are some sheepdogs left though.

Anonymous · Answer

Set yourself on fire on live webcam. I know that would convince me.

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What's a good way to wake all the Marxist Illuminati zombies?

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