How To Get Rid of Your 4 year old?

Write a note to someone saying “It’s been 4 yrs since we, well, you know. You may not know this but you have a kid. I can’t keep it so here it is”. Then pick him up, carry him to the person’s front door, ring the bell, and go away.

you could try putting him in foster care

Advisers beware, this asker portrayed themselves as a grand parent in their last question. Ho hum 

The words BEDROOM and GROUNDED come to mind.

Another word that will definitely come in handy is NO like in NO phone, NO playstation, NO TV, NO going out of your BEDROOM unless going to pee, poo, eat, or bathe (optional, let him smell himself to death). Being grounded to your bedroom during quarantine period should be equal in intensity as isolation in a maximum security prison.

You call Child Protective Services and tell them you want to surrender your child.  It's just that easy.

Sorry, but I'm a social worker.  You aren't going to get the response you're looking for from me.

Odd to have a 4 year old and grandchildren:  "How Do I Use a Computer?

how do I use a computer. I asked my grandson for help but he is too busy playing with that iphone thing. please answer as soon as possible."

Wow you really are a selfish and inconsiderate asshole-

This whole co-vid19 is tough on everyone, its a lot more harder on children than adults! At 4 they don't understand what this whole thing is, all they know is they can't see their friends, go to school, spend time with their family etc.

Instead of being an asshole, tryingto showing some compassion.

If you're going to troll you could at least have a convincing username and pfp.. You know what...never mind.. You're about just the perfect intelligence to be a troll. Just dumb enough for everyone to see through you, but not smart enough to realize you're dumb.