Is this weird?

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Not these days. Biden will probably pass that Bill too if you can get enough goofy whiney Libidiots to complain.

By law ,you will have to wait until he / she is over 18 .

Your love for your cat is normal, but humans don’t marry animals.

Well it sure is unusual. Are you sure about the feelings you have for your cat?  A cat can only satisfy you emotionally up to a certain point. I experienced that in this life descendants are quite important, especially later in life. You have someone to whom you can pass on what is valuable to you. I am afraid a cat cannot help you very much with that point. An then do you plan to marry several time in your life as the lifespan of a cat is quite different than that of a human. Finally I do not think it will affect you tax returns...

Just be sure the two of you are different sexes so the homophobes can't object.

Is your cat cute ?

A woman from the 70s was legally married to a literal Rock by a judge

Leave that poor cat alone. Cats don't want to get married. They can hardly handle each other, let alone humans.

yes, its weird, i dont think you can