Why is my poop red?

Too much koolaid 

Frank red blood is usually from low down in the digestive tract, so could even be from hemorrhoids.  When it's from a bleeding gastric ulcer it's usually tarry black and very sticky. Call your doctors office and explain the problem.  If you are anemic (feel tired and weak, have rapid pulse at rest, and pinched skin doesn't flush back pink immediately on release) then it's more urgent. Add steamed spinach to your diet for now because it helps put iron back into your body.

idk bro but i feel bad for you. id be hella stressed if that was me lol #normalpoopgang

If its bright red, it sounds like maybe a small cut on the anus or hemorrhoids. 

 Anything in the stool, as someone else stated, would not be red. 

Blood in stool is usually very dark red / black looking.    Sounds like a minor cut on the outside of the butt or hemorrhoids. 

Otherwise, you had better be going to a doctor.

usually blood in your stool turns feces another color, not red.  there are some organic dyes that change color of stool.  You need to get checked out medically.

Is this an ongoing issue or a new occurrence? Have you eaten any beets or other red foods lately? You can make an appointment with your doctor. Let the front desk know and they may order an occult blood stool test prior to your appointment. 

See your normal Doctor. Hospitals are for emergencies.

Go see a doctor. There’s no way for us to examine you. 

If your feces is actually red, that's probably a sign of internal bleeding in the digestive tract. That's something you should see a doctor immediately about.

Telemedicine,  totally.   Could be red food dye, Could be colon cancer.