What are the top 10 dating red flags?

1. Having a bad car.

2. Smelling like Drakkar Noir.

3. Telling me that they're not actually my date but a soldier from the future sent to protect me from the robot apocalypse.

4. Proceeding to drive me to a big cardboard fort in the middle of the city dump that just says "Robot Safehouse" on the front in sloppy letters.

5. When they take off their shirt and they have a large back tattoo that reads "Justice For Q".

6. Demands that we play Five Finger Death Punch while we, quote, "Do the Dew."

7. Offers to buy you pizza and comes back with a Lil' Ceasar's Hot-n-Ready.

8. Won't stop trying to recap this episode of The Simpsons he only kinda half-remembers.

9. Is thinking about getting really into collecting Selectavision Discs.

10. Thinks the moon landing was real, but it wasn't us who landed there.

For a women:

1. He is conceited and self-centered

2. He rarely asks about you and mainly talks about himself

3. He cannot admit his own mistakes and flaws

4. He looks at other women too much or always making comments about other women's looks

5. You make him dinner and instead of being grateful, he says what he doesn't like

6. He talks too much about his exes to rub it in your face

7. On the phone, he doesn't listen to you, interrupts you, doesn't ask about more about what you said, but then goes on & on about himself

8. When out with his friends or group with you there, he ignores you or doesn't pay much attention to you

9. He rarely shows you any affection except in bed

10. He doesn't have any friends or close family

She makes you wait for sex

She won't let you take her to her home

She says no when you suggest sex

She texts her (ex?) BF on your date

She won't go back to your place

She says that when (and if) you have sex, it will be the best ever. (it won't be)

She wears multiple layers of clothes, making digital stimulation of her genitals impossible

She asks you "is it in yet?"

She asks "aren't you done yet?"

She says "Hurry up! My boyfriend is due home any time now"

Cell phone use, talking Sh*t about their ex or talking about the ex or family or anyone at all, critical comments toward their date, incessantly talking about themselves without taking an interest in their date, sexualizing the other person, talking about personal problems.... and lots more.

Red flag number one - no smegma removal.

1. Passing off any date as “not important”

2. “Forgetting” to call you back

3. Not meeting his friends of family after months of being together

Those are the important ones i can thing of

Also everything that @Petter said

1. Dead bodies in the backseat.

2. Tatooed swastika on the forhead.

3. More interested in your five year old daughter than you.

4. Black boils all over the body.

5. He doesn't go anywhere without his 2nd, 4th, 5th and 8th wife.

6. Always walk in the nude.

7. Never goes anywhere without his zoombie blaster and tinfoil hat.

8. His name is Donald Trump

9. Got tentacles instead of feet.

10. He's got an elk between his front teeth after todays breakfast.