Father runs red lights? How do i tell him to stop?

My father crashed his yellow toyota prius the CIA henchmen pressured him to cut off his ballsack and launch it with a spaceX rocket onto mars first ballsack in space? My father heard a voice say to him: Fahrenheit, heineken, marinated pickle? After the cheese grater accident he DEFECATED PURELY DEFECATED AND CRASHED HIS HORSE INTO AN ONCOMING TRAIN HORSES LIMBS SENT FLYING AT 900MPH AND FATHER URINATING ON A SOCKET HIS PECKER ELECTRIC?