Splogers

None of this gears of war nonsense please. Its got to be offline playable on one Xbox with 2 controllers.

My TV is a UK 'Logik L24LDIB11' I tried all of the logik codes on the Xbox website. Its driving me nuts!

Let's say I have two gamertags - one called Ghastly and the other called Gurn.

Ghastly is linked to my old spam infested hotmail account.

Gurn is linked to my spam free gmail account.

Ghastly has 10000 gamer points.

Gurn has 46.

I want to get rid of Gurn completely and then associate the gmail account with Ghastly.

THEN I want to completely delete my hotmail account (because it emails people I don't even speak to anymore offering miracle member enlargements and countless lottery wins!)

Anyone that can help me here will not only be a good samaritan, but also will be protecting hundreds of people from the hell-spam that hotmail has failed to prevent!

I lived in Germany for 5 months and it was only at the end of my stay that I discovered spaetzle, or more specifically, Kaesespaeztle (cheese, erm, spaetzle). My girlfriend cooks the premade stuff so well, but it looks fun to make your own!

I believe the special sieves used to make it were easy to get hold of in Germany, but I don't really want to pay to have one shipped over here! I am also not interested in cheap crud. I want this spaetzle to shine!!!

http://step-by-step-cook.co.uk/sidedishes/spaetzle... - this website shows an elaborate, almost industrial press. As great as this would be, I dont think I'll be making enough to warrant getting one of those!

The usual home spaetzle makers look more like cheese graters!

I'm back in the UK over Christmas and need to urgently top-up. I tried using the t-mobile.de top up function but it work because my UK card isn't registered to my German address (the website only accepts German addresses). Can I top up using a T-Mobile UK voucher??? My phone tells me that I am currently using the UK network. My German bank has no money in it so that is a dead end. I can't meet up with my friend if I can't call him aaaaaarghhhh!

Even more so, what would happen to the world if the US Government MARTYRED Obama. Just like they 'theoretically' to the people in the Twin Towers on 9/11

Lets use the EU as an example. My self and my girlfriend are both British, we go and live in Germany for 10 months. A month before our return she gives birth to our son. Would our son be entitled to German citizenship?

Also, if it turns out that its the norm for them to either be accepted as citizen or rejected...what are the exceptions?

I think we should picket their church on Sunday :)

I've never left Europe, and I've seen all I need to here, my girlfriend is on a uni exchange to Japan from April so I thought I'd rather do my own bit of travelling rather than sit here with my thumb up my ***....on to new pastures my friends!

I step into the box and tell the priest "Forgive me lord, I just killed a man"

The priest gives me some spiel about being forgiven blah-de-blah

If the police had reason to believe that the killer had told the priest, but the priest did nothing....could they prosecute the priest for obstruction/failure to report a crime/aiding and abetting?

Lets say they were 24 when they moved to the UK, 26 years ago.

I was born 25 years ago. They have an extra year of Britain time than me...in fact I can't remember a lot of the first few years of my life so you could say thats even further in their favour.

We'll say they never went on holiday and as soon as they were eligible, they got UK citizenship.

I've been on holidays, but not for more than a week.....(irrelevant: ive been living in Germany for a month and will do until March)

Or Sub-category if you know!

They're normally mounted on helicopters and cars, but could a human carry AND fire it? (the recoil on those things must be enough to shatter your arm!)

Forget about goggles...I mean after the onions have already attacked.

NOT including LIMBS, SEXUAL ORGANS or INTERNAL ORGANS

"What cheese would you choose to ease across your knees?"

Can anyone really see anything offensive here? I challenge anyone that says that it doesn't qualify for the words & wordplay topic....to a duel.

She's fat, hairy, dresses in tight PVC and is known to be opposed to any attempts at hygiene.

I don't get it. I just don't. I've done it. I got nothing from it. Could it be some sort of sexual deviance?

I've never seen the number say more than 30