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Please help me find out who this guy is/was. He sang many dirty limerick songs that were X rated. His most famous song was called "There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off." Sung to the tune of "If your happy and you know it, clap your hands." I have tried all kinds of sites from musician sites to ones that help you find songs using lyrics. None worked. Please this is killing me. All I remember is that he was also called "The X rated piano player" Any help is appreciated. Thanks in advance and peace.

I remember hearing this hilarious piano player in the 1970's. He was very vulgar and dirty. He took children's limericks and gave them a dirty twist. He used songs like "Hey laddie laddie laddie, hey laddie laddie low" and "Eye eye eye eye ...." {The last one is a Mexican tune that was also used in the Frito lays commercials} I am trying to find out if this guy is on CD and where I can buy or download him. Here is a sampling of what he does. Please excuse the vulgarity. "Eye eye eye eye, your Grandmother gives gummers to plumbers, so sing me another verse just like the other verse and waltz me around by my Willie." I hope you can help. Thanks in advance. Peace.

What is the difference between a contact and a fan on this site? What do the titles mean? I already know that the term fan is short for fanatic so please don't give me anything based on semantics. Thank you in advance for taking your time to read and answer my query. Peace.

Hi, I'm pretty new here and I was wondering about the different aspects of this site. Is it good to add contacts? If I hit the add contact button do I also have to e-Mail that person and introduce myself and ask them if they want to be in my network? What is a blog? How does it work here? How do I do it? Should I and how do I join a group? What do these groups do? How do chat rooms work? Is there one here? What does add this question to my messenger status mean? I'm sorry that I sound a bit naive about this kind of stuff, I am new to all of this. Any help is truly appreciated. Thanks one and all for answering my basic questions. Peace.

This is a sticky situation. In August one of my neighbors called the city on another about some construction that they were doing on her property. Lets call the first one who called Joe and the lady Sue. Sue didn't have the proper paperwork for the improvement and had to remove it. Sue then learned that her front fence was encroaching on city property along with the rest of the block. She moved her fence back and then called the city on the rest of the block. Now there are more people involved. Before she moved her fence many of the other homeowners asked her nicely to reconsider doing this. She told everyone that she didn't care who else suffered as long as she gets to get even with Joe. Now all of the homeowners, there are more since she now has complained about the houses along the side street, are working with the city {Bronx, NY} to fix this amicably but we were just told that this lady calls at least once a day every day to complain. This constant barrage of complaints are hurting all of the homeowners. Does anybody know how we can get this evil lady to stop messing with us. Can we get a lawyer and sue her as a group for harassment? We don't want to do anything illegal or immoral but we can only take so much. What should we do? Any legal advise would be appreciated. Please only give me serious answers and don't tell me to kill her or burn down her house or anything else stupid. If you want to leave a funny answeer please go somewhere else. Thank you in advance. Any help would be appreciated. Peace.

Most people say they like Chinese food but an hour later you still feel hungry. Do you think that people in China say that they like American food but an hour later you still feel full?

First let me start by saying that I will count the original television version of Casino Royal as well as the 1960's movie version along with the movie Never Say Never Again. Which actor is your favorite James Bond? What is your favorite Bond movie? Which is your favorite James Bond theme song and who performed it? Who is your favorite Bond villain and who portrayed that character? What is your favorite Bond gadget? Who is your favorite Bond girl? What is your favorite Bond moment? Who is your favorite Bond character {recurring or single role}?

For some strange reason you find yourself faced with a dilemma. You have to make an instantaneous decision that has a human life at risk. You can save a persons life but you realize that this person is scheduled to be executed by the state in 7-14 days for crimes that are unthinkable. He kidnapped, tortured, raped, and killed little children. When asked by the media if he was sorry he said "Yea, I'm sorry'. I'm sorry that I didn't kill more of the little bastards." Do you save someone like that or just let him die. he is a human being after all, and life is sacred. If you answer this please tell me if your Religious belief had anything to do with your decision, and if so what religion are you? Please just don't tell me something stupid like "That would not or can not ever happen to me" Serious answers only and please explain yourself in detail. Thank you for taking the time to read this. Peace.

What constitutes a sport? I use the term pseudo-sport to try to differentiate the difference between a "sport" and something that is given the moniker but does not deserve it. For example, which of the following is a sport. Golf, bowling, badminton, horseshoes. Do you understand the question? Basically, since we know that the big 5 sports are: football, baseball, basketball, hockey, and soccer, do the rest count as sports? Do you think that chess or horseshoes is next as an olympic event? What constitutes a sport? Please explain. Peace.

This really burns me up. It is not a difficult word to understand and all 3 year old kids could explain the meaning but some companies obviously do not. The word in question is "free". If something is free it means that you don't have to pay for it. Aside from a shipping and handling fee, which I can understand, I understand the word "free". Today I missed a phone call and checked my caller ID and only got a number so I decided to do a reverse search. I went to at least 6 different "free" websites and filled in all of the information. After I submitted this information I was told that they had the information I requested but before they would give it to me they wanted me to pay a fee. To me that is not "free" Are these companies stupid or do they think all of us people are gullible enough to just pay them for this "free" information. I think all of these companies should be ordered to repay all of the people they conned. What do you think and tell me of your experiences. Is this legal? Ethical? This has to change. I feel like quoting a great movie when this happens. {Network}- "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!!!" LIES LIES LIES. I mean who do they think they are, politicians?

Let's see how smart you people are. I am looking for one word to answer this question. Give me a four letter word for "Intercourse" I will put the correct answer here on Wednesday night. It is not what you think and it is a "G" rated answer.

How do I add one of my own pictures to YA. Please go step by step. I can't figure this out. I do not want to use the avatar I want to use my picture. It is already on my hard drive.

I love to cook and eat and I love gravy. I usually use canned gravy but I want to make my own. The problem is I do not know the ratio of flour to water. Also when and why do I use a rue or a slurry? How do you make them? What is better, flour, arrowroot, or corn starch and when would I use which?

If a foreign diplomat goes on vacation and goes home to his home country and gets into legal trouble can that person apply for and get diplomatic immunity? I know that they are covered overseas but do they get the same treatment in their home country? After all even on vacation they are still diplomats but are they covered by the immunity rule at home{the country they work for}

2 fathers and 2 sons go on a fishing trip. They each catch 1 fish. The total number of fish caught is 3. How can that be?