Mad Max

'smack jack' on answers and 360

She has borderline personality disorder, and calls on me quite often...I've 'rescued' her in a suicide attemt and given her support during her hospitalization...I'm fond of her friendship and am afraid if I 'abandon' her she might go off the deep end...but on the other hand i've got my own problems and she is very draining...*sigh*

She won't stop talking...how do I make her stop so I can get a word in edgewise?

My friend loves cats, but she has this daily habit if harnessing them and 'walking' them with a leash. They seem to hate it to me, and I joke that she is taking them 'for a drag'....but she says they need to be exersized and to enjoy the outdoors this way...what do you think?

Is it because they can stand closer to the stove and kitchen sink?

First I released the handles by pulling down the straps while tightening the fasteners, I pressed her hot button when I removed the safety cap, while turning the knob to release it's spring...only then did i start winding my excess back onto the spool. As i continued to loosen her screws on her bottom plate lid and was able to properly insert the tabs into the slots, I rotated the control switch a quarter turn before lowering the lever Dropping the main crank into the neutral position, I was careful to not unscew the main housing before engaging in a clutch, I plugged in the starter and she shuddered and then stalled about it. She complained it was a safety hazard but i wanted it to work for our mutual pleasure use only, and think I can do better next time...now she refuses to cooperate...should I try to convince her to try again or just find another GF? I think she is being totally unreasonable because she knows this is important to me.

Like guys don't need special skin cleansers, toners, foundations, blush, face powder, lipstick, lip gloss, eyeliner, eye shadow, eyebrow pencils ,mascara, nail polish, manicures, fake fingernails, fake eyelashes, face cream, astringents, moisteririzers, emulsions, eyelash curling, eyebrow waxing and exotic toilet waters.....no wonder they are never on time for a date...why don't they save money and be natural like us?

Is it not like it was?,,,,

When i park my car and the engine cools down, my cat will climb up from the bottom of the car and apparently rest on top of it....when I began to back out of the driveway yesterday, she scampered down and out the wheel well.....a close call......today i opened the hood and there she was again with only 8 lives left...plus she gets so greasy , I have to bathe her because I'm afraid if she licks oil and gas, she will get sick but she hates soap and water. How do i stop her from being a 'motorhead'?

I tried bubble bath to make it better for her, but the bubbles just seemed to make it worse....